Blog of the Beezard

@wanderingbee13

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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

Hubris to think you COULD abuse bees

I think that if you see a balrog in an unlocked kitty kennel then you can assume that it wants to be there

if they had tumblr for bees what do you think they would call it

probably like "bee website" or something

Bumblr? Bumblr right there? Bumblr please? Pretty please? Bumblr bee bumble bublme buble? Please?

how is that bees related tho

The thing is that wasps are scary but also like objectively important to the ecosystem & pretty cool tbh so I'll just like stand a few feet away like oh a wasp :-) I am Not going to get any closer though. They're like if wolves were one inch long

I am staunchly pro-wasp and also they frighten me. I just like coexist with them. We have a peace treaty

I’m very anti wasp. I hate them and their country clubs

Oh the bug

White anglo-saxon protestants also frighten me

okay i’ll reblog that.

girl help my ovaries are so big and active and i’m being chosen by the hive to ascend to queenhood

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

Real, male bees don't go after flowers they stay home, that freak is a herself

googling 'bee genders' as I dictate this post

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing herself all over my flowers??Hello?????