Believe In Me

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

the first rule of writing is that there are no rules. the second rule is to save your work every 5 minutes because technology is a fickle god.

Stuck at work at my bullshit job where I make money to pay bills when I should be home in bed watching my gay vampires go through it 🫩

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.