за сбычу мечт

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

It was an honor to be asked to contribute to Ada’s comic, she is a mad genius and if you haven’t read Relatable Girl yet, now is a great time.

ya empezaron con "memes that transcend languages" cuando son palabras obvias

anglofonos cuando reconocen cognados:

You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.