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Context: This was Snoops reaction to Katie Ledecky winning the 1500 by over 10 seconds

Oh yall have been having discourse? I've been busy being productive at work [lying] and also enjoying the beauty of fresh air and the green of nature [also lying]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

@bedbugbiting

what nefarious thing is a child going to do with 70 intact sharpeners already at school? sneak into the bathroom where they hid a 2x4 and a tool box to build a macuahuitl?

hold on i need to google something

yeah this is funny

This post amuses me because it's actually the exact opposite of Samurai Jack's premise.

I got that stank up on me

If I had the power to teleport I would be so irresponsible about using it. What're they gonna do, corner me?

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

This is what being over 25 on this website feels like

One of the wonderful podcasts I listen to has an episode on this