codename: Colt 45

i just heard about these thing called a labubu. mucho epic!

holyshit wait i just realized. will smitch just cris rock atr the orscards

You may be thinking I am joking but this morning when I fed him he jumped up and grabbed my leg and bit me and scratched my hand. We’ve been feeding him twice a day for seven years and he is still semi-feral.

contrary to popular belief, it's a mistake to assume that vacuous assholes are experiencing a population boom in this age of tiktok and podcasts. the ratio has actually been quite stable over the centuries; the only difference now is that it's much, much easier for them to put themselves in front of people who would otherwise remain blissfully unaware of their presence. like building a lit observation window into your crawlspace! all those horrible things crawling around down there were always present, it's just that now you know about them.

Ok but actually I do think ads should be illegal, most of all billboards because they are distracting to drivers, and most of all especially those electric billboards that light up the entire area or change