woman of letters, occasional hot mess

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

a cabinet full of random mugs that you have collected over the years is something that can actually be so personal

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

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the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

reblog to give your friend a bad day

this is the monalisa of tumblr

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

…How could I resist. :)

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

i think i WILL sexualise that 50-60 year old woman today thank yewwww

New York Post unethical vs. New York Times unethical