the loser with ideas

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!

Just a reminder that the Chinook Indian Nation was one of the very few tribes to be recognized and then have that recognition rescinded. They've been fighting to regain recognition ever since, and you can find out more about how to help them no matter where you are at ChinookJustice.org.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

inshallah he will be drank

you can get me to do anything and go anywhere by saying its girls night. the girls night ritual activates a sleeper agent in me. but if i see even one dude tagging along with us i will refuse every summons

rules for girls night -no dudes -you have to be a girl for the duration of the night no matter what your gender normally is if you want to tag along -anyone caught trying to cheat the system will be forcibly feminized

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

i know that in pokemon id have my bisharp be my partner pokemon because its the combination of my two favorite types but i think everyone would fucking hate me for it. i go to meet my friends for a pint and theyre like "oh hey cyrus havent seen ya in ages how are y- oh. you brought ornstein with you." and i just have this weird fucked up human shaped fusion of bladed weaponry and 80s straight to video cartoon movie bad guy standing behind me and if i dont keep it distracted by letting it play clash of clans on my phone it will start hunting the bar goers for sport

idk i feel like humanoid pokemon could have human-like intelligence but at the same time i dont think they should i dont know. sure he knows how to use a phone but i dont think my bisharp is smart i think he eats car air fresheners because theyre shaped like plants. he cant get poisoned because hes a steel type but its probably very jarring for people to see the same pokemon that chased them around a parking lot with its knife hands get dragged away from the cleaning aisle in tesco because he wants to drink the laundry detergent

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs