Waddle Waddle

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

i hate when things aren’t my business #whatisgoingon #dontleavemehanging #tellmesomethingplease

this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

Not to be the world's youngest boomer but I hate that everything's trying to be touchscreens now

Washing machines and stoves and all that ought to have dials. It's not right for them to not have dials. Put them back they can't breathe

they got fucking stoves with capacitive touch buttons now. right where the spilled pasta water goes.

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lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol

Grooving to the beat is a more base human trait than any gender norm will ever be

They’re teenagers now.

I dont know who needs to hear this but hi

i said this in the tags of that other post but frotting is LITERALLY a lesbian activity. its for girls. men can go back to beating each other with hammers

i changed my mind. beating each other with hammers is also for girls. men can have a single saltine cracker

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard

I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this