confused kid

sorry to anyone who followed me for anything. you're not getting that

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

i need to hurry up and turn thirty (remembers it’s important to enjoy the present moment) i mean i love being 23 and youthf— (remembers it’s bad to be caught up in fleeting youth) i like.. being alive, at my age..

We need to start publicly shaming people for creating huge messes everywhere they go in stores. Retail employees should be allowed to stamp "DOUCHEBAG" on your forehead if you keep fucking up every display you see

At work we call these people hurricane customers (because they walk through the store wreaking havoc like a hurricane) and I think it should become a widely known term that no one would wanna be associated with because it means you're a fucking entitled jerk. Slash serious. If you literally cannot look at an item without completely fucking everything up just ask us for help. It's a better use of everyone's time and it's why we're there

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