xoxo

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

oh no blowjob for me please! i just wanted to be in this truck stop bathroom stall with you

castiel whenever theyre getting gas en route to a hunt

8500+ notes before the first destiel comment. i haven’t watched supernatural whatsoever in a decade, i certainly wasn’t thinking about it when i made this post. but you know what? yeah, this is an official destiel post #destiel

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

Shrapnel is a prisoner of war and must be liberated and returned to Afghanistan at once

American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP

who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool

WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?

It does in fact say “piecing between meals” and it refers to snacking

I'm more struck by the fact that the progression set forth here implies that laudanum and cocaine are less concerning that spicing your food.

There's real humans that have been on cruises. Weird.