Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

i dont think we as a community talk about enough the bit in httyd2 where valka says toothless is hiccup's age. imagine being 14 and those mysterious monsters who are really tiny but really deadly and killed the entire rest of your species finally strike you down. one of them shows up and refuses to kill you. starts feeding you fish and gives you a prosthetic under the condition they get to ride on your back. and you're just like okay this is my best friend now. if anything happens to him im killing everyone on this island and then myself