Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war

daily affirmations: remember to be violent confrontational and hard to get along with

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

free my girl. yeah she did all that but what else was she SUPPOSED TO DO this is bullshit and you know it, your honor

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

yeah sure whatever

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert