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atlinmerrick

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

#it started and I was like 'yeaaaah I can do that!' and then...oh #art

dailycatsblog

#lol #cats

mqxim

1989 Nissan Snail

traegorn

Y'all.

It's not a "Nissan Snail."

Nissan gave it a much better name.

It's a Nissan S-Cargo.

ainawgsd

Okay, but it has a snail on it's mudflap!

cathemeralcoelocanth

@drukhari

#my dude...s-cargo is genius...it is still snail but funnier #lol

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PROJECT HAIL MARY dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller, 2026

#project hail mary #phm

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

tuesdayisfordancing

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

professorsparklepants

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

siesiegirl

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

crumbvulet

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

thranduilland

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

candiikismet

I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!

orriculum

One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”

I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase

#oh I didn't know it was called that!#zeugma

keikomivra

JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg

#I can hear the last three gifs #jurassic park

music-daily

Queen Latifah photographed by Cass Bird for Good American (2024)

#she's a queen indeed #queen latifah

depsidase

#indeed #and started using AI #reading

fystargatecast

terylrothery I get to work with one of the most amazing women I know. My friend and wonderful director, the beautiful @theamandatapping !!! I love you Minnie.

#reunited and it feels so good #❤️#amanda tapping #teryl rothery

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thememedaddy

#buffy never thought to do that lol #I bet faith did tho lol

psychic-waffles

We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.

Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky

Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*

You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.

*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.

#she's a really really really disgusting person #fuck jkr

segamascott

#ignorants will stay ignorants 🙄

porcelain-rob0t

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

derryderrydown

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

politenotice

interestingmistakes

#if you tell us '48oz' is gibberish for us too lol (and the rest of the world probably lol)#anyway it explains a lot of things 😂

batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

#omg lol

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rikusqueenofhearts

balillee-deactivated20260220

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

iampattonsanders

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

applejuicewerewolf

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

rabbitheartedfool

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

wardenaristraith

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

ya0ishi

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

hikarisakurariver

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

thebestworstidea

without it appears any hesitation. She's got it solid.

nuclear-atm0sph3ar

happy pride to mama lynn and her gay son! i hope her ex husband suffers forever <3

#mama lynn is the best #pride #lgbtq+

mousidy

very strange cottage industry on youtube of giving exhaustive "critiques" of harry potter that amount to things like "the magic school is dangerous and that's bad!!!" and treating that with equal severity as the fatphobia or the slavery apologia, then patting themselves on the back as if this amounts to some kind of praxis

cinemasins is not praxis lol. how about materially supporting and protecting trans people from joanne and forgetting about her wizard books

mousidy

I loved harry potter growing up. it made me feel seen as an abused and closeted kid. I idolized and looked up to joanne, wanting to become an author like her

then she started funnelling all her wizard book money into destroying the rights of my people and I resolved not to give her any more of my money

I didn't have to reevaluate the quality of her writing to do this. whether she's good at keeping her worldbuilding consistent or whatever has nothing to do with my decision to boycott her work. who cares how good or bad her writing is. she's killing trans people

jayalaw

OP, you get it. This is exactly the problem.

#yep #fuck jkr

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