brightly wound

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Oh rhinoceros we’re really in it now

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

listen I love the joke more than ur average bear but she survived all that to be euthanized and dissected, cmon

smoked the weed that gives you gothic madness and now i'm on the fucking moors again wearing nothing but a flimsy shift 😑

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

It’s substance abuse

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?