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Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

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It begins

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Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

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sabeedraws

when one of your gfs pretends to be too cool to be cute with you 💋

drew this bc of that one isa x rumi post (and obviously I’m deep in elsumi and looove elsabela)

unicyclehippo

tired: zoey makes powerpoints about turtles & other creatures & her girls sit down & watch lovingly

wired: rumi & mira fight (not metaphorically. bloodily) over who gets to make the turtle powerpoint for this weeks powerpoint session & they get sooooo smug about winning. insufferable

unicyclehippo

inspired: celine PowerPoint edition where she sits her daughters in law down & takes them through baby rumi photos & experiences

celine: here is Rumi teething feat. Photo of a chair leg gnawed to shit

mira: lmaoooo lemme put my leg up there real quick zoey take a pic ! rumi got a TYPE

rumi & celine: politely do not make eye contact

celine: anyway. this is king teddy—

zoey: DOTH MINE EYES DECEIVE ME? A BABE? A BABE CRADLED IN MINE LOVERS ARMS? HE HATH THE BEARING OF A NOBLE AND THE LINEAMENT OF MY LOVE! HIS IS A FORM THAT DEMANDS RICHES BESTOWED UPON HIM, AFFECTION, FROM SUN RISE TO SET. DOES HE YET LIVE? WHEREFORE HAST THOU KEPT HIM FROM ME?

mira: probably that’s why?

zoey: true true true. Is he here can I behold him

rumi: yeah lol but if u touch him i’ll die

celine: THATS NOT FUNNY YET

unicyclehippo

celine wakes up to a message from Zoey at like. 3am like: wait. did rumi have demon teeth or…

celine: No. She was simply dedicated.

zoey: lmao yeah that’s rumi . cool 👍 which of the flavours of wood did she like best?

celine: Rosewood

zoey: big oof. expensive

celine: Indeed.

unicyclehippo

zoey, 2 hours later: haha hard wood

unicyclehippo

rumi powerpoint: Why Celine Shouldn’t Get To Give Baby Rumi Presentations Anymore slide 1 of 313

slide one: i called your families and asked for baby photos & stories

slide two: sit here & fucking suffer

unicyclehippo

mira powerpoint the next week: Reasons Why Rumi Should Become a Private Investigator

slide one: hot.

slide two: tracked down literally everyone i have ever been in contact with for “baby stories”. insane breach of trust & probably several laws

slide three: still hot, unfortunately

unicyclehippo

celine powerpoint two: Etiquette Of Mothers In Law slide count 4000

celine: it is considered in many circles to be inappropriate to message your mother in law sexual innuendos

Rumi: oh my god. zoey

zoey: YOU DONT KNOW THAT WAS ME

celine: at 3:14 am, on the 1st of August 2022, mira messaged: “gimme one chance” along with the following photo of me. thank you, mira

mira: welcome

celine: deeply inappropriate

mira; yep

Rumi; kill me

celine: STILL NOT FUNNY. (slight pause for a cheeky menty b) the following sixty three messages were from zoey. on a single night.

zoey: OH WE DONT NEED TO SHARE THESE

celine, blank faced, monotone, clicking through the slides: beggin for it. gagging for it. did you know what this would to do the world when you wore it. please. please please please. please, extended with fourteen e’s and eight s’s. literally what. rumis mom has got it going on—

Rumi: im summoning my sword

unicyclehippo

zoey & mira joint presentation: Incomplete List of Lies Rumi Told Us Instead of That She Has Patterns

mira: let’s get the normal ones out of the way first. im modest. im cold today. i like this shirt (we know this was a lie. it’s ugly)

celine: i bought you that shirt

rumi: yes and i like it (zoey & mira turn around to show off the backs of their matching jackets : LYING . NO MORE) girls i think u are standing in the wrong order

soulsborne-pilled

personal take away

polytrix-plague

i want that maknae obliterated

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nerinnn

this fic has me in a chokehold

livthesleepdeprived

The freaky poly-sapphic-shippers inside THIS many people that were awakened by one single movie is concerning

doughnutcleric

Rei Ami's unofficial zoey diss track has been stuck in my head all day, so another doodle be upon ye

saimusage

Huntrix at the recording studio concept art drawn by Rebecca Shieh.

Source: Rebecca Shieh official IG account

ladylucitor

Zoerumi smooch from my animatic :) they are precious to me

Pls support this on twitter too!

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soulsborne-pilled

chemistry so fucking good the general fandom just accepts the poly ship for once and thinks "hell yeah this rocks"

lesly-oh

HUNTR/X 💥

jadequarze

A bunch of disasters (affectionate)

majdart

K-pop Demons (zombies) Hunters AU

dashingicecream

au shitposting

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andry-di

ikimaru

movie night with the squad 👌

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