star trek fiend

I wonder if everything tastes vaguely like latex when you do this

Vaguely?

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

i like how all the movie critiques are 90% "rocky comes off too innocent and it doesnt correctly get across that hes very smart" and its true. but saying that the movie fandom correctly intuited hes a bitch and a pervert anyway whos mentally ill and overwhelmingly possessive of this leaky space blob and that "bad bad bad" DEFINITELY means "FUCK FUCK FUCK"

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

It might seem weird and strange, or even vexing and annoying, but there is a tale and cause for the whole and totality of it.

curse and damn it, this is way too fun and amusing. It should be done with care and attention before it stains and ruins my whole speech and language