star trek fiend

My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics

in the schools of the future they only teach the associative property and the pythagorean theorem, from which all other math is left as an exercise to the reader, immediately and trivially obvious to the mentat children.

physics isn't taught because it's intuitively known. it's a fundamental stage of development around three years old when children stop believing in classical mechanics and begin to notice quantum phenomena.

I have seen a criminally-low amount of appreciation for the best character in phm: Carl. he's a straight-talkin' security guy with a sense of humour. he's Grace's scientist-minder and biggest enabler. Mr 'we don't have a budget... but hey the sun is dying money'll be worthless if this fails anyway so have at it'. he's bowling with tape and tinfoil in a home depot. he's rocking the sunglasses. he's buying 40 packs of skittles and handing them out to everybody in the building. he's with the government. all of them. he's the layman to Grace's scientist who can provide the outside perspective he needs to solve the astrophage conundrum. he's "Carl, are you sitting?" / "No, I'm standing like a grown man." / "We're fathers." / "Now I'm sitting." he is one of the characters of all time

Not possible. French is evil by nature. If you make a good French, that's just Italian.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

Of course he did.

I wonder if everything tastes vaguely like latex when you do this

Vaguely?

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift