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Brocedes? More like divorcedes

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

I feel badly for the numerous people that followed me thinking I was a cool physics blog only to find out I am a lame and pathetic and majorly socially anxious freak.

sometimes i genuinely can’t believe brocedes is real like what do you MEAN they were each other’s best & only friend as children because they were so far ahead of everyone else. what do you mean one of them came from unimaginable wealth and privilege and the other grew up in public housing and faced classism and racism in probably the world’s biggest nepotism sport. and what do you mean they both make it to the top of the sport they’ve spent their entire lives trying to reach, and they fulfill all the dreams they had as children, and they’re doing it together. they reach the peak of their careers together, and both shine so brightly that they burn each other out. like what do you mean as soon as one of them beats the other after three years (and a lifetime) of trying to get the upper hand, he retires instantly from this sport that has been their entire lives because beating the other was all he ever wanted to get out of it? what do you mean one of them can’t even say the other’s name to this day? what do you mean they still live in the same building??? and that’s not even the full extent of their lore. it’s downright shakespearean and it’s worse because they’re REAL

I get so mad whenever someone compares an f1 rivalry to Brocedes, or just the slightest misunderstanding between drivers. ”They’re like Brocedes” no the fuck they’re not?! They were childhood bestfriends and had so much lore together, it will never be like Brocedes. It is really that deep!