Bean Sprout

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

i eat your grandads clothes

It tastes incredible

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Me when i definitely know what halves are

Oh you’re part of the densest half

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

the dad never came back from the corner store but the cigarettes did. and they stepped up

i hope carly rae jepsen is having a good time. I hope she never gets a tummy ache or anything

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

Tumblr is the program guide to the circuses.

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

Bro, be honest, are you getting a little bit Genghis Khan?

as someone who was on deviantart way too much in middleschool my relationship to the furry community is sort of like how athiest people still celebrate christmas.