Bean Sprout

God I need someone to read The Rose Field so I can figure out if there’s anything good in it or if I just ruined my image of Lyra’s world for no reason

I finally understand fanfiction

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

There somehow just keeps being More Dress

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

i eat your grandads clothes

It tastes incredible

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Me when i definitely know what halves are

Oh you’re part of the densest half

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

the dad never came back from the corner store but the cigarettes did. and they stepped up

i hope carly rae jepsen is having a good time. I hope she never gets a tummy ache or anything

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

Tumblr is the program guide to the circuses.