Grand Hairy One

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

This local swamp hag is tired of AI trying to cut in on my vaguely plausible hilarious bullshit stories business

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

Happy Moon Day Monday!

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

So you're saying I need to order a kinky chicken sandwich?

I’m finally getting back to the main plot of assassins creed odyssey after like 60 hours of getting distracted and we’re immediately back into the Spartan propaganda.

Enslaving 80% of your population is bad from both a moral and logistical standpoint and Spartans cared about their children and did value culture and art btw. Things that this game fails to mention.

That’s. That’s a lot of Enslavement. That’s a LOT.

Well, That’s utterly terrible- that such a significant part of Spartan culture could just be. Erased, so completely in the popular narrative.