who decided humans should work out in order to be healthy. i'd like to have a word with them
Sweet Seals For You, Always
i don't do bad sauce passes

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JBB: An Artblog!

shark vs the universe

oozey mess
DEAR READER
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
Peter Solarz

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

JVL
styofa doing anything

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Three Goblin Art
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who decided humans should work out in order to be healthy. i'd like to have a word with them

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couldn't sleep because i couldn't remember the name of a specific noodle
a sincere please stop to midwest winters
a less sincere clear your damn sidewalks to midwestern people
'AI Overview' I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT. I WANT OBSCURE REDDIT THREAD. I WANT 15 YEAR OLD QUORA POST. GET OUTTA HERE SCRAM
hello. i do not currently like it here

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Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?
i don't know what else to tell you except to be brave and to be kind. take it day by day. go outside and watch the clouds paint the sky. call a friend.
we are still here, and furious. you are still here, and that matters. you can still do and make and be something important. i promise. stay alive. it matters, and you matter. i know it is easy to succumb to anxiety and exhaustion and defeat.
communities can start with tiny ideas. google "dnd meeting near me" or whatever your interest might be. google "volunteering near me." google "support groups near me." start journalling. start a discord. start a book club.
when you close your eyes and hear hamlet, answer his prayer: it's better still to be.
i am uh... still angry
I need the answer to this, trying to figure out who's the weird one here
how many songs are on your Liked Songs list on Spotify (or the equivalent on your preferred music platform)?
0 - 100
101 - 300
301 - 600
601 - 1000
1001 - 2000
2000 - 3000
3001 +
i don't have a count
please spread, I need as many answers as possible to get a good sample size. I have a point to prove

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When someone says “it’s within walking distance” how far is that for you and are you from the city or are the suburbs
RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck
i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”
and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”
hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
I ACTUALLY KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS HAPPENED.
When typing up the instructions, the pharmacist or technician was probably using shorthand in the computer, which automatically translates into text a patient can understand. The shorthand for this would have originally been ‘2 pfs po q4h prn hs’, where ‘prn’ stands for ‘as needed’. And there was a typo, so ‘prn’ became ‘pr’, which stands for ‘per rectum’ (aka rectally). I’ve done this myself on accident with ‘diabetes’ (DIAB) and ‘diarrhea’ (DIA), as well as prn and pr.
…And that was your medical jargon lesson for the day, kiddies.

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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old
Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”
I’m a teenager