The Legendary

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

Listen guys, I’m just saying, if we’re gonna break into this arcade for spare change the best night to do it would be Christmas Eve. No ones gonna be there

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help

She does look exceptionally polite and caring, it has to be said. 💜

[id: photo of a gray cat with aqua eyes, looking up politely but beseechingly at the camera.]/end id.

Fun fact, cats purr at a frequency that has been shown to promote healing, so when they lay on you and purr when you're sick or injured they might actually be helping, even if only a little bit!

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

10 days until wolfenoot

Happy wolfenoot everyone!

hidden danger of making friends and loved ones that treat you with a great deal of respect and care and make you value your own boundaries more is that it will make you look at other/past situations you've been in and go FUCK!!! AAAAA!! AAAAAA!!! FUCK!! GOD DAMNIT!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!

She's backstage getting high leave her alone.

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

have I mentioned on here before that as a child I thought that "dyke" meant "badass" because I was trying to use context clues based on who I heard my parents friends call dykes

the way I learned that it was actually a word people use for lesbians, and many people find it offensive, was when my teacher was wearing a leather jacket that I thought looked really cool, and you'll never guess what I said.

i think this is really cute. it also escaped containment from a fetish forcemasc blog. both things can be true.

Hey @punkrorschach How was the devil’s sacrement?

i’m a crossdressing polyamorous queer androgynous trans man whose verse and a switch. i am the devil giving the sacrament.

‘I am the devil giving the sacrament’ is the only correct response

i hope youre being a massive faggot tonight. and insane . @everyone

Happy ten years to this post