court mandated qwerty blog

I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif

went to my first kickboxing lesson and waited until i got home to throw up in my mouth a little. please rt if you are proud of me

week two: did not throw up in my mouth

week four. the lights were off and the studio was locked so i walked back home but the trainer was just late bc he couldn't find parking. he spotted me and began driving up the road behind me and whistling loudly and i didn't realize i was the target so i kept walking and he drove all the way up to my apartment and asked my neighbor if he'd seen me go inside but he couldn't get in so he got his wife to call me, then i walked back to the studio, was the only one to show up for class that week and it was incredibly awkward because i was carrying the existential horror that there was a reality where a really buff man made it to my door and was exposed to the madoka magica wallscroll i've been using as a temporary curtain after a month of me trying to act "not gay" and like "i don't have asthma" in order to assimilate into his squad/failing miserably every step of the way

imagine a smiling man locks you in a room and the only way out is the punch and kick him for an hour straight while snoop dogg's gin and juice plays and he knows you're gay and asthmatic

went to my first kickboxing lesson and waited until i got home to throw up in my mouth a little. please rt if you are proud of me

week two: did not throw up in my mouth

week four. the lights were off and the studio was locked so i walked back home but the trainer was just late bc he couldn't find parking. he spotted me and began driving up the road behind me and whistling loudly and i didn't realize i was the target so i kept walking and he drove all the way up to my apartment and asked my neighbor if he'd seen me go inside but he couldn't get in so he got his wife to call me, then i walked back to the studio, was the only one to show up for class that week and it was incredibly awkward because i was carrying the existential horror that there was a reality where a really buff man made it to my door and was exposed to the madoka magica wallscroll i've been using as a temporary curtain after a month of me trying to act "not gay" and like "i don't have asthma" in order to assimilate into his squad/failing miserably every step of the way

This looks like it must've been mocapped, probably with a VR set, which means an actual real person had to make all of these movements

this is VRChat and you’re correct

the good news is I got the skeleton money. the bad news is my enclosure is 3 feet shorter than the skeleton. this agitated it and it started picking me up and flinging me against the wall and breaking all my bones. it is with a heavy heart I refund the skeleton gift. thank you for holding my special wish in your heart everyone

if i told you I am still playing wordle every single day and my success rate it 100 percent would you respect me more or less

want to let you guys know i almost lost and it was really scary but I didn’t