I do things

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

my cat just came up and meowed very loudly and insistently and even nipped at my leg and when i was like "FINE" and got up to follow her she led me to the next room where a patch of sun was coming in. she wanted me to sit in the sun with her.

sunbathe with her Or Else

"Come Get some Vitamin D, bitch, I'm doing this for our mental wellness!!" -Your cat provably

people don’t spray paint “bad wolf” in cryptic areas like they used to

Do care. Did ask. Plus I hope your day gets better.

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

so when do they let him start wearing the top hat and the big silk sash that says MAYOR