Aliens, Scully

the club penguin staff would never treat their users like this is all im saying

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

Hey do any of my followers know how to render REALLY good?

i can render my enemies immobile 

I meant 3d computer renders but I’ll keep you in mind for future reference

it wouldn’t be our beloved tumblr staff if their reactionary anti-sex worker decisions didn’t also ruin basic website functionality such as “being able to post pictures at all”

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

Stop romanticizing home depot

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we’ll be looking at the disappearance of Hozier

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband

vertical landscapes