Monologues & Lines For Auditions
HAMILTON:Â In the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet. I wouldnât know firsthand, as Iâve never been in the eye, just on the ever destructive outside. But they all say, you can Google it, that for just a moment, thereâs silence and a yellow sky. The silence is suffocating, whether the hurricane is metaphorical or not. You know, when I was seventeen, a hurricane destroyed where I lived. And somehow, impossibly, I didnât drown. I couldnât quite seem to die, as odd as it sounds. I couldnât stay any longer, so I wrote. A rather descriptive account of what happened in that horrid storm, a letter to my father, really. Eliza keeps it with her to read when she misses me. I remember all the horror and destruction I attempted to describe. It seemed as if a total dissolution of nature was taking place. The roaring of the sea and wind, fiery meteors hurtling in the air, the prodigious glare of lightning, the crash of the falling houses, and the ear-piercing shrieks of the distressed, were all sufficient to strike astonishment into Angels and fear into the hearts of the fearless. Thatâs almost a direct quote from the letter, for I canât forget exactly how I got here. I just wrote all of it down, as much as I could bear, and when I looked up from papers and ink-stained fingers, the whole town had their eyes on me. They passed plates around, raising funds so I could leave. Their kindness is still astonishing to to this dayâ a group of total strangers who decided to help me because I wrote so eloquently. They raised enough for me to book passage on a ship that was heading to New York. I wrote my way out of a hell I thought I would have to live in for the rest of my life. I wrote my way to revolution, to being Washingtonâs aide de camp. I was louder than the crack in that goddamned bell. I got out of everything by using those passionate words that spilled out onto the page as though Iâd tipped a jar of ink. I wrote Eliza love letters until she fell for me, wrote her pages upon pages of how she was constantly appearing in my dreams. I wrote about the Constitution that Burr refused to help with, fifty one essays of good defense. And in the face of straight up ignorance, I went to Eliza, and said, weâre going to have a financial system. And the next morning, after a night of writing, I gave Washington the plan for the banks. And when my prayers to God were unanswered, I picked up another damn pen, and I wrote my own deliverance!
HAMILTON: Sir, I donât know what you heard, but whatever it is, Jefferson started it.
HAMILTON: Thereâs a million things I havenât done, but just you wait.
HAMILTON: Youâre an orphan. Of course! Iâm an orphan!
HAMILTON: Sometimes I get overexcited, shoot off at the mouth.
HAMILTON: Hey, best of wives and best of women.
HAMILTON:Â Would you like to join us, or you could go back to doing whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
HAMILTON: My dearest, Angelica. Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day. Certainly you understand my reference to another Scottish tragedy aside from myself, so I donât have to name it? Well, I must admit, they do think me Macbeth, because we share the flaw of ambition, and Iâm apparently a pain in the ass for Jefferson, or should I said Macduff.
HAMILTON: Angelica, tell my wife John Adams doesnât have a real job anyways.
HAMILTON: Well, hate the sin, love the sinner, right?
HAMILTON: If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it.
HAMILTON: I am not throwing away my shot!
HAMILTON: If you stand for nothing, Burr, whatâll you fall for?
BURR: Love doesnât pick its victims personally. It just consumes you whole, but we love anyways. And if thereâs a reason Iâm by her side while so many have tried and failed to make this work, I am willing to wait for it. I always wait for it. My grandfather was a fire and a brimstone preacher, but my thoughts donât line up with his. There are so many things you can learn that all those hymns and homilies donât teach you. My familyâŠmy mother was a genius, a composer of many manuscripts. My father commanded respect. He helped found Princeton University and was the first significant president of the college. When they died⊠they didnât leave any instructions, or a how-to, or a guide to life. They just left a legacy behind that I need to protect. And just like love, death affects all. But we keep living, we rise, and we fall, and we make mistakes.(begins to get more agitated/upset) If there is any reason why Iâm still alive when everyone who loves me has died, then I am waiting for that reason. I can control that. I am the one thing in life I can actively control. Iâm inimitable, an original⊠and no one gets that I am not behind in anything, I am never late. Iâm running this race at the pace I want to go at. Iâm not at any kind of standstill, I am lying in wait. But Hamilton⊠Alexander Hamilton.I know I always say âtalk lessâ and âsmile moreâ, but I am beyond done with Hamilton.Here he is, facing this endless uphill climb, going so quickly like he has nothing to lose. And I donât think he does. His pace is relentless. He doesnât waste any time. Just like always, Alexander Hamilton is rushing past me with all these opportunities. It takes so much strength to tell myself to wait for it. My time will come soon. I canât help but wonder⊠what is it like in his shoes?
BURR: And me? Iâm the damn fool that shot him.
BURR: Talk less, smile more.
BURR: Hey, geniuses, lower your voices. Keep out of trouble and youâll get even more opportunities.
BURR: Iâm a trust fund, baby, you can trust me.
BURR: Now Lafayette, though we have our disagreements, you must admit we all do have one thing in common? Weâre reliable with the ladies.
BURR: Hereâs the piĂšce de rĂ©sistance: no one else was in the room where it happened. No one else saw how the dirty deal was done. Think about it. You never really know how the game is played. You just assume that it happens, but youâre never in the room where it does.
BURR: Alexander Hamilton⊠what did they say to you to get you to sell New York City down the river? What, did Washington know about the deal? There was a presidential pressure to get it through?
BURR: The Schuyler sisters! You know, there is nothing like spending summers on the internet, but why arenât you out in the city? Your clothing is impeccable, you clearly have money. So why slum it and make videos instead of coming out in the real world? Are you searching for the internet equivalent of a street rat to give you ideals?
BURR: How do you write like youâre running out of time? Are you running out of time?
KING GEORGE: Now, all you Americans say that the cost of my love is too high, and you arenât willing to pay the price. But still, you lot cry into your tea when you watch me go by, you bunch of Anglophiles. By the way, it was totally rude when you chucked it into the ocean. Sure, you were upset, but that was uncalled for. But still, why so upset? Donât you remember the arrangement we made when you went away? Now youâre making me mad! Please, remember despite our distance, Iâm your guy. Youâll be back eventually. Youâll see soon enough that you still belong to me. Youâll remember how well I served you! Weâve stuck together throughout everything. And when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love for you! (hums a bit of the da da daâs from the song) You know itâs bullshit, right? You whine and cry about how our love is draining and you simply canât go forwards! I promise you, youâll be the one complaining when I am gone. But donât you dare change the subject, cause youâre truly my favourite subject. Youâre sweet, submissive⊠my favourite, loyal, little peasants, with me forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever⊠and you canât deny that youâll come crawling back to me, just like last time. Iâll fight the fight and win the war⊠for your love and praise, of course, what else? Iâll love you until I die! And when youâre gone, Iâll go mad. So pretty please with a cherry on top donât just throw away this thing between us. And once again⊠when, not if, push comes to shove, I will slaughter your friends and family in cold blood to remind you of how much I love you! (begins to hum/lowkey sing the da, da, daâs from youâll be back)Everyoneâs with me now⊠or at least, you will be! (starts to hum again)
ELIZA: Hi, I, uh, donât really know how to work this thing. Could I sound anymore cliche?. I mean, it is Angelicaâs after all, and I really shouldnât  be touching it. But it doesnât matter, for now at least. Sheâs not here, sheâs out somewhere with Thomas Jefferson trying to convince him to include women in the sequel, still have no clue what that means⊠and was I supposed to say that?  I donât really think I should be recklessly announcing her plans, but sheâll probably have a new one next week so I guess no harm, no foul. Nothing against Ang, sheâs my sister and I love her with every last piece of me, but sometimes, sometimes I feel like sheâs always striving for something new, like nothing is ever enough and it never will be. While I, on the other hand, have finally found my enough. Well, I shouldnât get too ahead of myself, itâs the person who I think can someday, somehow, somewhere could possibly be my enough. And thatâs what, more like who, this video is about. Alexander Hamilton. Now, I know what youâre thinking, that heâs just some poor little orphan boy, trying to fight his way through the war just to make a name for himself. Well, though that isnât entirely wrong, heâs also so much more. More than I could even explain. Just, well, the next time you have the chance to see him, look into his eyes, itâll answer everything. Theyâre so deep, filled to the brim with endless dreams, you could drown in them, get lost in them, build an entirely new world in them. To him it seems that not even the skyâs the limit, because there isnât anything he wouldnât, or should I say, couldnât do. And god, when Iâm around him I canât help but feel, well, helpless. But in a good way, well as good as helpless can get. My knees turn to jelly, acrobats take over my stomach and my heart races. Iâve only met him once and though Angelica doesnât seem to believe in love at first sight and Peggy sticks to flirting even though sheâs far too young to, I really think he could be the one. That night, it was like a page out of a fairy tale book. The Winterâs Ball, or what Angelica like to call it, a revel with a few too many rebels.
ELIZA: No. No more excuses, Alexander. For once in your life, can you just look around and put everyone and everything else out of your mind? Can you just realize how lucky we are? To be alive. To be in love. To be having a child, a son, our son. Shouldnât that be enough?
ELIZA: Angelica, tell this man John Adams spends the summer with his family.
ELIZA: That was amazing, Angelica. I would say screw the revolution also, but, history is happening now. Just look at what youâre doing, look around at whatâs happening in Manhattan! Weâre so lucky to be alive right now, and Iâm so glad I was alive to hear you tell him off.
ELIZA: Why do you write like youâre running out of time? Come back to bed, Alexander. That would be enough.
ELIZA: You and your words. You were always so obsessed with your legacy to the point where you werenât making sense anymore. Paranoid in every paragraph on how the public percieved you, because thatâs all you ever cared about.
ELIZA: Just for you to let me in. For real this time. Weâre about to start a family and I need to know that youâre leaving more than just a chapter for me in the narrative we know theyâll write about you someday. I just want to finally have an idea of whatâs really going on in your mind. Thatâd be enough for me.
ANGELICA: (notebook and pen in hand)
There has to be something here. (flips through, before pauses on a page), Well not this, (flips page pausing again) or that. Too cheesy, too dry, what was I even thinking? (continues to flip) Too funny, not funny enough, not funny at all, no, no and no (flips to a new page). Looks like Iâm starting from scratch, again (begins to write). To the groom, to the bride. From, me, who has absolutely no clue on how to write a wedding toast. (tears out page crumpling it and throwing it) Wow. Angelica Schuyler has no clue how to do something, thatâs a first. (looks up) And even better sheâs recording this monumental moment, while talking in third person.Itâs not that I canât write. I write a lot and well, not like Alexander, but if Iâm being serious, no oneâs anywhere near Alexanderâs level, much less pace when it come to words. I mean these drafts arenât even that horrible, theyâre just, not perfect. Which the toast needs to be and I will make sure of it, because this,  this needs to be the perfect toast for the perfect couple, who will have the perfect wedding and the perfect love story. One to go down in history. Because, if you havenât heard, Alexander and Eliza are getting married a week, a week from well, now. Which leaves me with exactly 168 hours to put together that perfect wedding speech, because I, Angelica Schuyler, am the maid of honour. And Alexander, boy, he already left utterly large shoes to fill after proposing in the most  perfect way. How he manages to step up in every aspect of his life, I donât understand, heâs even moved from one Schuyler sister to another, in a single night.. I know Elizaâs already accidently told the whole world about our night at the winterâs ball, but like we all know there are two sides to every story, and if she ever were to hear mine - she canât, thatâs all. And she wonât.
ANGELICA: Iâm just saying, if you really loved me you would share him.
ANGELICA: In a letter I received from you two weeks ago, I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase. It changed the meaning. Did you intend this? God, one stroke and youâve consumed all my waking hours.
ANGELICA: Three reasons. Number one: it would look super suspicious to Dad if all three of us were clustered in one room. Number two: aesthetic. Number three: I donât want you in my room.
ANGELICA: Yes, but there are so many new ideas in the air! We can make this country greater than itâs ever been before. We can have equality for everyone! Just look around at whatâs happening! Look around for these people that can change the world!
WASHINGTON: Alexander, thereâs a genuine reason I havenât given you a command yet. Itâs not because I enjoy playing cat and mouse with you and constantly finding you writing endless rants about the people I chose instead. Itâs not that you arenât smart enough, not capable of doing so, or that I donât believe in you. I put all of my faith in you when I first hired you, Â Alexander, and I know that you know that, itâs just coming from fear. The only way to put it is that you remind me a lot of me when I was just younger. I wasnât lying when I said I felt the same way as you did when you first came knocking on my door. My head was always filled with fantasies of dying like a martyr, like yours is. But I also wasnât lying when I said dying is far easier than living. I thought you would figure that out with time, but it was rather foolish of me to believe that. The point of this, Alexander, is that I was only a bit younger than you when I was given my first command. May 24th, years ago, was when I lead my men straight into a massacre. We attacked a party of French soldiers. Killed ten. Though only now I realize how small that number is. They werenât the only ones killed, some of my men died on the same soil they did, and it was all because of me. I was so blinded by the fact that I was finally being put into command, that in the meantime I made every mistake. I learned I had no control in who lives, who died, and who tells your story. With every mistake I made, the shame began to rise in me, the excitement replaced with fear and regret, because in that moment in time I realized history had it eyes on me. It was ready to trace every step, every decision, and every right and wrong that was ahead of me. It was ready to put my name down in the textbooks and have children dissect everything I did from that day on. That was when I realized that there was no turning back. I was far past the point of no return and had to either choose a position of power or forever be remembered as the one who wasted away. On that day I thought I was ready for battle, but I wasnât. I had finally realised it was time for me to rise up and take the lead. I had to let my walls down and put the country and itâs people in front of me. I couldnât make decisions for me but for them, because I had hundreds of people relying on me, a scared man with the blood of angry soldiers on his hands, who laid awake at night planning his days and regretting the past ones. Thatâs why I shielded you, Alexander, because I didnât want you to become that man. I canât protect you anymore, because then youâll never be ready. The only way to truly learn is from experience. The troops are waiting in the field for you, Alexander, and if you choose to accept, from this day onward, history will have its eyes on you. It will be by your side everyday, analyzing your every move and mistake. But for now the pen is in your hand and you are writing your own history. For now you are writing your own story to be left on this very earth for as long as it lives. Remember, from here on in, the world is watching you and every single thing you do.
WASHINGTON: Frankly, itâs a little unnerving that you would let your ideals blind to you reality. Hamilton, if you could please start drafting a statement?WASHINGTON: I want to warn against partisan fighting⊠come on, pick up a pen, write it all down.
WASHINGTON: The people are asking me to lead. Iâm doing the best I can to get everyone I need onboard, but I need to ask youâ will you be my right hand man again? I know itâs a lot to ask to leave behind the world youâve always known.
LAFAYETTE: The unrest in France will lead to onarchy. Onarchy? How you say? Howâs ou say, anarchy!
LAFAYETTE: Et il dit qu'il est pas l'ami qui est comme une mĂšre.
LAFAYETTE: What youâre missing is that the, in your terms, âshitty dudeâ was a minion of King George III, and he said that King George would come for you. LAFAYETTE: Femme la bouche, and watch it.
LAFAYETTE: As the kids say, letâs be real. No one bounces back as quickly or is such a practical and brilliant strategist as Hamilton, oui?
LAFAYETTE: Well, Alexander, donât you think everyone deserves their five minutes of fame?
LAFAYETTE: Iâm Lafayette, Americaâs favourite fighting frenchman, here with your favourite bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a scotsman⊠and a turtle lover.
LAFAYETTE: What happened to honesty being valued?
LAFAYETTE: Why is Burr here, again?
LAFAYETTE: You are the worst, Burr.
LAURENS: But weâll never be truly free until those in bondage are equal to us! Itâs do or die, just wait until I come over leading the first black battalion!
LAURENS: Look, when youâre living on your knees you rise up. Itâs all you can do. So tell your brother that heâs gotta rise up, and tell your sister that sheâs gotta rise up. When are these colonies gonna rise up?
LAURENS: Iâm not your mom. If anything, Hercules is the mom friend.
LAURENS: Did you actually fall asleep at your computer though? Again?
LAURENS: Yeah. Last time, he had drafted a letter to me telling me he was going to buy me a turtle to proclaim his love, and when he fell asleep, his head hit the send button. And then, his friend Ned told me about the time he sent Congress twenty seven emails within an hour about the financial system of America, and the last one was a bunch of jumbled letters from when his head fell on the keyboard.
LAURENS: Raise a glass to freedom, cause they wonât ever take that away!
LAURENS: What can I say, man, I like turtles.
LAURENS: Well, if it ainât the prodigy of Princeton College!
LAURENS: The revolutionâs imminent, Burr, what do you stall for?
HERC: Tear this dude into pieces.
HERC: I am not the mom friend, I am the party friend. I just like making sure you guys are okay and that Alex here doesnât mess up his neck.
HERC: Wait, again? Heâs done this before? Youâre going to give yourself arthritis!
HERC: Do you realize the amount of dirty jokes I could make right now?
HERC: Hercules Mulligan, baby. You knock me down, I get the fuck back up again.
HERC: You must admit he does have a point, I mean there are just so many to deflower.
HERC: Just shut up and listen to Laf.
HERC: Sarcasm, such a beautiful form a self defense. Â
HERC: Ohhhh our boyâs in love!