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I write skz x fem (often noona) reader. I don't take requests, hard thoughts are welcome, I don't know what else to put here and this feels like enough words now.
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I want to finish my SKZ NSFW Alphabets before I open requests from my Drabbles, Headcanons, and Hard Thoughts event.
However I am an indecisive and easily distracted creature, so if anyone could help me focus by sending a request to my inbox for which member to write next that would be very helpful 💖. I guess this is like a mini pre-event event?
Chan | Minho | Changbin | Hyunjin | Han | Felix | Seungmin | Jeongin
Trying to decide what to work on next and finding that my drafts full of ridiculous/concerning topics like Han's danger wank going wrong and Felix getting frisky about chicken and mildy yandere Jeongin thirsting after Chan's girlfriend.
On the plus side, I found all the requests I saved for Stethoscopes & Submission before I accidentally deleted everything in my inbox like a weapons grade plum🤦♀️. I didn't include who requested what though... Uh, feel free to claim yours when it comes up?
I'm thinking of doing a headcanon requests event (with like a list of ideas) to get me back into the habit of writing again without getting overwhelmed, but I've been gone so long and I'm so unreliable I have no idea if anyone would be interested 😅
oml i just scrolled down to see u already responded to me. uh. ignore that last ask.
beans are fine now, my sister left them in there 😡 but it was a while ago and everything is okay!!!
I see it as shopping or shopping bag! glad you’re back and doing well 😘😘😘
-🛍️
Uhm no I shall not ignore your last ask, because it made me really happy and sparkly 🥰✨✨ I will however just quote it so that I can keep it in my inbox forever, because I'm selfish like that 😇😘
YAYY A NEW PIXIE POST!!! welcome back love!!! i missed reading your work :) u make me smile!!
-🛍️
I'm happy to hear the bean drama is over, and hopefully you have had no more traumatic fridge incidents, and that life in general is being very good to you 🥰
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he's so gd cute i couldn't decide on a single picture so 💁♀️ this just a silly little thing I wrote while taking a break from fighting with iFake. thinking of doing a headcanon requests thingy to get me back into the flow of writing... all of the alphabets are coming, of course. accepting requests for which member cums comes next 👀
sub!Han x fem reader, 1.3k words, minors will be hunted for sport.
A is for Aftercare
Please, please, please take care of this precious angel. Considering you (probably) just pegged the daylights out of him, or rode his dick until he was a tearful stuttering mess, baby boy needs to be looked after now. Keep wet wipes by the bed and have snacks and hydration on hand, because he needs all of the cuddles afterwards. Yes he’s clingy, and yes, you love it.
B is for Body Part
Please let him touch your tits. He’ll be so good. They’re soft, and he’s soft for you, in fact any scenario where he’s allowed to even look at them the only thing that’s not soft is his cock.
C is for Cum
So. Much. Cum. It doesn’t seem physiologically possibly, and yet no matter how many times he’s cum this man never blows dust. Balls working overtime.
D is for Dirty Little Secret
He’s definitely jacked off thinking about one of his hyungs railing you. It’s Minho. Obviously it’s Minho. And he’s definitely had a wild dream or two of you in the studio with 3RACHA, “making music” together.
E is for Experience
Two or three, not many but not none. A couple of one night stands where he kept his subby side in check and performed to the stud-idol standard. Then he met you, and you accepted him in all his subby softness and rode him until he cried.
F is for Favourite Position
Either on all fours with his face buried in the pillow while you hit it from the back, or sitting back against the headboard while you ride him to tears and his hands stuttering and clingy—he can’t decide where he wants to touch you the most. Give the guy a hand and guide him please.
G is for Goofy
Jisung is seriously in love with you and that makes him a goofy, stuttering mess. It’s not intentional, but it is very cute.
H is for Hair
Whatever you want, it’s done. You want him shaved? Done. Like bush? He’d buy dick wig if he couldn’t grow enough (but don’t worry, he can grow enough). Dyed pink with a little heart shaved into it? Say no more. Left to himself he’d probably forget about it and bush it out, but since he’s thinking about sex with you pretty much every minute of every day, he forgets nothing.
I is for Intimacy
He’s loving, he’s worshipful, he’s—oh god you’re touching his dick, please, please let him cum, please please please please ple—
J is for Jack Off
Honestly it’s surprising his cock hasn’t eroded from all the friction burn because baby is too impatient for lube sometimes most of the time. A fun game is to get him to promise not to touch himself until he sees you. You’ll have a barrage of horny desperate voice messages by midday, and a bashful shy boy by the time you get home. Be gentle with him, he tried.
K is for Kink
The subbiest subby sub to ever have subbed. Please peg this man. He needs it.
L is for Location
Don’t-know-don’t-care. No, seriously, the second sex (or anything remotely related to it) is on the table he’s completely blinkered—he’s completely unaware of where he is, his sense of time and space goes out the window as his not only his blood but also his sanity and his soul rush to his dick.I’m afraid it is your responsibility to make sure you two don’t break any public indecency laws.
M is for Motivation
Pretty much anything and everything you do. But if you want him extra needy, pull his hair a little—gently but firmly, a promise of things to cum come. Bonus points if you manage to do it in front of his friends without them noticing. (Jisung will probably give the game away by whimpering, so make sure to give him an extra reward if he does manage to keep quiet.)
N is for No
Please for the love of every god in myth and goblin in fairytale please do not cuck this man, even if he begs for it—his heart can’t take it. It’s all fun until it’s not, and it’s not as soon as he can’t touch you. Threeways are fine, just let him put his hands on you and let him know he’s loved, okay?
O is for Oral
The opportunity to have his head between your legs? Yes, yes, yes please. Sit on his face. He won’t suffocate, he promises. But he absolutely will if you don’t keep control of him. Contrary to his beliefs, oxygen is a necessity. Oh, and if you deign to suck his dick, he’s gonna cum in under a minute (make sure to praise him if he lasts more than 30 seconds, he’s trying really hard okay?)
P is for Pace
Frantic. Like if he doesn’t nut RIGHT NOW he might actually perish.
Q is for Quickie
Respectfully, if it involves his cock every round’s a quickie with the quokka. But if he’s pleasuring you? I hope you’re into accidental overstimulation, because baby boy is going to be going down on you until at least one of you passes out.
R is for Risk
It’s not that he’s into risks, he’s just so into YOU that he’s not paying attention to anything else. So I’m afraid it’s on you to make sure he doesn’t ruin his idol image by begging you to sit on his face in the middle of a press conference.
S is for Stamina
He doesn’t last long but BOY OH BOY does he have a Guiness-record-breaking recovery rate? Yes, yes he does. One second he’s blowing his load and the next he’s rutting against your thigh again, desperate for one more orgasm to take the edge off his never ending libido.
T is for Toy
Please, I beg of you, tease his tip with a bullet vibrator. He’ll be whiny and tearful and love every second of it, I promise.
U is for Unfair
Conversely Jisung doesn’t know how to tease, because that would require self control, which he doesn’t have. And even if he did, why would he want to tease when he’s so eager to please? (It rhymes so it must be true.)
V is for Volume
It doesn’t matter if he’s got his hand clamped over his mouth or face buried in the pillow, this man can’t be quiet in bed no matter how hard he tries. Turns into a sweet, blubbering, whiny mess as soon as you touch his cock (or if you look at him too hard).
W is for Weak Spot
The jiddies are sensitive and I will say no more on the matter. Lies, I’m totally going to say more on the matter—they’re sensitive-beyond-sensitive, please be gentle with them because he has been known to cum just from the softest brush on his nipple. (That clip of Binnie poking him in the tit on a music show? Yeah, that was mean. Bad bunny. Someone should go teach him a lesson.)
X is for X-Ray
Either on the smaller side (and perfect for a cock cage) or big enough to confuse him.
Y is for Yearning
Every day, all day, and twice as much on days that end in Y. Literally like a bunny—wants to bone you (or get boned) all the time. But like, lovingly.
Z is for ZZZ
Almost immediately, but only if you’re touching him. If you move away, he’s awake. Baby is clingy after a session, even if it’s just a handjob.
Hi, my love! I was going to bed and I thought of you. Like, you really just popped into my mind. I am half asleep writing this. How are you? I hope you're well. Sending you lots of love and hugs 🫂
‐ chili ♡
HUIASHDOASUGHDOAWYGL&SUGD IYGTGHUISGFGLSYIGF THERE'S A CHILI IN MY INBOX?!AHSDHGBALISGFUAHDJSHADAGBFHASGBLDGH
*ahem*
Putting the intrusive thoughts in small font so you can ignore them if you like 😅
Hi Chili 🥰 As you can see I am very normal about how much I love you. Very normal. Exceedingly normal. So, so, so very normal. I'm doing good! Things have been... things, but now everything is looking up 🥰 plus there's a Chili in my inbox, and it's made me all giddy. 🙇♀️😔🙇♀️
I loved Butt Stuff (wow without context that reads like a tmi doesn't it?), it was really nice to read your words again and I giggled so much I scared the cat 😅
How are you doing? I hope you're doing good and that life is being nice to you 💖 and if it's not just point and shoot me so I know where to commit the crimes .
he's so gd cute i couldn't decide on a single picture so 💁♀️ this just a silly little thing I wrote while taking a break from fighting with iFake. thinking of doing a headcanon requests thingy to get me back into the flow of writing... all of the alphabets are coming, of course. accepting requests for which member cums comes next 👀
sub!Han x fem reader, 1.3k words, minors will be hunted for sport.
A is for Aftercare
Please, please, please take care of this precious angel. Considering you (probably) just pegged the daylights out of him, or rode his dick until he was a tearful stuttering mess, baby boy needs to be looked after now. Keep wet wipes by the bed and have snacks and hydration on hand, because he needs all of the cuddles afterwards. Yes he’s clingy, and yes, you love it.
B is for Body Part
Please let him touch your tits. He’ll be so good. They’re soft, and he’s soft for you, in fact any scenario where he’s allowed to even look at them the only thing that’s not soft is his cock.
C is for Cum
So. Much. Cum. It doesn’t seem physiologically possibly, and yet no matter how many times he’s cum this man never blows dust. Balls working overtime.
D is for Dirty Little Secret
He’s definitely jacked off thinking about one of his hyungs railing you. It’s Minho. Obviously it’s Minho. And he’s definitely had a wild dream or two of you in the studio with 3RACHA, “making music” together.
E is for Experience
Two or three, not many but not none. A couple of one night stands where he kept his subby side in check and performed to the stud-idol standard. Then he met you, and you accepted him in all his subby softness and rode him until he cried.
F is for Favourite Position
Either on all fours with his face buried in the pillow while you hit it from the back, or sitting back against the headboard while you ride him to tears and his hands stuttering and clingy—he can’t decide where he wants to touch you the most. Give the guy a hand and guide him please.
G is for Goofy
Jisung is seriously in love with you and that makes him a goofy, stuttering mess. It’s not intentional, but it is very cute.
H is for Hair
Whatever you want, it’s done. You want him shaved? Done. Like bush? He’d buy dick wig if he couldn’t grow enough (but don’t worry, he can grow enough). Dyed pink with a little heart shaved into it? Say no more. Left to himself he’d probably forget about it and bush it out, but since he’s thinking about sex with you pretty much every minute of every day, he forgets nothing.
I is for Intimacy
He’s loving, he’s worshipful, he’s—oh god you’re touching his dick, please, please let him cum, please please please please ple—
J is for Jack Off
Honestly it’s surprising his cock hasn’t eroded from all the friction burn because baby is too impatient for lube sometimes most of the time. A fun game is to get him to promise not to touch himself until he sees you. You’ll have a barrage of horny desperate voice messages by midday, and a bashful shy boy by the time you get home. Be gentle with him, he tried.
K is for Kink
The subbiest subby sub to ever have subbed. Please peg this man. He needs it.
L is for Location
Don’t-know-don’t-care. No, seriously, the second sex (or anything remotely related to it) is on the table he’s completely blinkered—he’s completely unaware of where he is, his sense of time and space goes out the window as his not only his blood but also his sanity and his soul rush to his dick.I’m afraid it is your responsibility to make sure you two don’t break any public indecency laws.
M is for Motivation
Pretty much anything and everything you do. But if you want him extra needy, pull his hair a little—gently but firmly, a promise of things to cum come. Bonus points if you manage to do it in front of his friends without them noticing. (Jisung will probably give the game away by whimpering, so make sure to give him an extra reward if he does manage to keep quiet.)
N is for No
Please for the love of every god in myth and goblin in fairytale please do not cuck this man, even if he begs for it—his heart can’t take it. It’s all fun until it’s not, and it’s not as soon as he can’t touch you. Threeways are fine, just let him put his hands on you and let him know he’s loved, okay?
O is for Oral
The opportunity to have his head between your legs? Yes, yes, yes please. Sit on his face. He won’t suffocate, he promises. But he absolutely will if you don’t keep control of him. Contrary to his beliefs, oxygen is a necessity. Oh, and if you deign to suck his dick, he’s gonna cum in under a minute (make sure to praise him if he lasts more than 30 seconds, he’s trying really hard okay?)
P is for Pace
Frantic. Like if he doesn’t nut RIGHT NOW he might actually perish.
Q is for Quickie
Respectfully, if it involves his cock every round’s a quickie with the quokka. But if he’s pleasuring you? I hope you’re into accidental overstimulation, because baby boy is going to be going down on you until at least one of you passes out.
R is for Risk
It’s not that he’s into risks, he’s just so into YOU that he’s not paying attention to anything else. So I’m afraid it’s on you to make sure he doesn’t ruin his idol image by begging you to sit on his face in the middle of a press conference.
S is for Stamina
He doesn’t last long but BOY OH BOY does he have a Guiness-record-breaking recovery rate? Yes, yes he does. One second he’s blowing his load and the next he’s rutting against your thigh again, desperate for one more orgasm to take the edge off his never ending libido.
T is for Toy
Please, I beg of you, tease his tip with a bullet vibrator. He’ll be whiny and tearful and love every second of it, I promise.
U is for Unfair
Conversely Jisung doesn’t know how to tease, because that would require self control, which he doesn’t have. And even if he did, why would he want to tease when he’s so eager to please? (It rhymes so it must be true.)
V is for Volume
It doesn’t matter if he’s got his hand clamped over his mouth or face buried in the pillow, this man can’t be quiet in bed no matter how hard he tries. Turns into a sweet, blubbering, whiny mess as soon as you touch his cock (or if you look at him too hard).
W is for Weak Spot
The jiddies are sensitive and I will say no more on the matter. Lies, I’m totally going to say more on the matter—they’re sensitive-beyond-sensitive, please be gentle with them because he has been known to cum just from the softest brush on his nipple. (That clip of Binnie poking him in the tit on a music show? Yeah, that was mean. Bad bunny. Someone should go teach him a lesson.)
X is for X-Ray
Either on the smaller side (and perfect for a cock cage) or big enough to confuse him.
Y is for Yearning
Every day, all day, and twice as much on days that end in Y. Literally like a bunny—wants to bone you (or get boned) all the time. But like, lovingly.
Z is for ZZZ
Almost immediately, but only if you’re touching him. If you move away, he’s awake. Baby is clingy after a session, even if it’s just a handjob.
he's so gd cute i couldn't decide on a single picture so 💁♀️ this just a silly little thing I wrote while taking a break from fighting with iFake. thinking of doing a headcanon requests thingy to get me back into the flow of writing... all of the alphabets are coming, of course. accepting requests for which member cums comes next 👀
sub!Han x fem reader, 1.3k words, minors will be hunted for sport.
A is for Aftercare
Please, please, please take care of this precious angel. Considering you (probably) just pegged the daylights out of him, or rode his dick until he was a tearful stuttering mess, baby boy needs to be looked after now. Keep wet wipes by the bed and have snacks and hydration on hand, because he needs all of the cuddles afterwards. Yes he’s clingy, and yes, you love it.
B is for Body Part
Please let him touch your tits. He’ll be so good. They’re soft, and he’s soft for you, in fact any scenario where he’s allowed to even look at them the only thing that’s not soft is his cock.
C is for Cum
So. Much. Cum. It doesn’t seem physiologically possibly, and yet no matter how many times he’s cum this man never blows dust. Balls working overtime.
D is for Dirty Little Secret
He’s definitely jacked off thinking about one of his hyungs railing you. It’s Minho. Obviously it’s Minho. And he’s definitely had a wild dream or two of you in the studio with 3RACHA, “making music” together.
E is for Experience
Two or three, not many but not none. A couple of one night stands where he kept his subby side in check and performed to the stud-idol standard. Then he met you, and you accepted him in all his subby softness and rode him until he cried.
F is for Favourite Position
Either on all fours with his face buried in the pillow while you hit it from the back, or sitting back against the headboard while you ride him to tears and his hands stuttering and clingy—he can’t decide where he wants to touch you the most. Give the guy a hand and guide him please.
G is for Goofy
Jisung is seriously in love with you and that makes him a goofy, stuttering mess. It’s not intentional, but it is very cute.
H is for Hair
Whatever you want, it’s done. You want him shaved? Done. Like bush? He’d buy dick wig if he couldn’t grow enough (but don’t worry, he can grow enough). Dyed pink with a little heart shaved into it? Say no more. Left to himself he’d probably forget about it and bush it out, but since he’s thinking about sex with you pretty much every minute of every day, he forgets nothing.
I is for Intimacy
He’s loving, he’s worshipful, he’s—oh god you’re touching his dick, please, please let him cum, please please please please ple—
J is for Jack Off
Honestly it’s surprising his cock hasn’t eroded from all the friction burn because baby is too impatient for lube sometimes most of the time. A fun game is to get him to promise not to touch himself until he sees you. You’ll have a barrage of horny desperate voice messages by midday, and a bashful shy boy by the time you get home. Be gentle with him, he tried.
K is for Kink
The subbiest subby sub to ever have subbed. Please peg this man. He needs it.
L is for Location
Don’t-know-don’t-care. No, seriously, the second sex (or anything remotely related to it) is on the table he’s completely blinkered—he’s completely unaware of where he is, his sense of time and space goes out the window as his not only his blood but also his sanity and his soul rush to his dick.I’m afraid it is your responsibility to make sure you two don’t break any public indecency laws.
M is for Motivation
Pretty much anything and everything you do. But if you want him extra needy, pull his hair a little—gently but firmly, a promise of things to cum come. Bonus points if you manage to do it in front of his friends without them noticing. (Jisung will probably give the game away by whimpering, so make sure to give him an extra reward if he does manage to keep quiet.)
N is for No
Please for the love of every god in myth and goblin in fairytale please do not cuck this man, even if he begs for it—his heart can’t take it. It’s all fun until it’s not, and it’s not as soon as he can’t touch you. Threeways are fine, just let him put his hands on you and let him know he’s loved, okay?
O is for Oral
The opportunity to have his head between your legs? Yes, yes, yes please. Sit on his face. He won’t suffocate, he promises. But he absolutely will if you don’t keep control of him. Contrary to his beliefs, oxygen is a necessity. Oh, and if you deign to suck his dick, he’s gonna cum in under a minute (make sure to praise him if he lasts more than 30 seconds, he’s trying really hard okay?)
P is for Pace
Frantic. Like if he doesn’t nut RIGHT NOW he might actually perish.
Q is for Quickie
Respectfully, if it involves his cock every round’s a quickie with the quokka. But if he’s pleasuring you? I hope you’re into accidental overstimulation, because baby boy is going to be going down on you until at least one of you passes out.
R is for Risk
It’s not that he’s into risks, he’s just so into YOU that he’s not paying attention to anything else. So I’m afraid it’s on you to make sure he doesn’t ruin his idol image by begging you to sit on his face in the middle of a press conference.
S is for Stamina
He doesn’t last long but BOY OH BOY does he have a Guiness-record-breaking recovery rate? Yes, yes he does. One second he’s blowing his load and the next he’s rutting against your thigh again, desperate for one more orgasm to take the edge off his never ending libido.
T is for Toy
Please, I beg of you, tease his tip with a bullet vibrator. He’ll be whiny and tearful and love every second of it, I promise.
U is for Unfair
Conversely Jisung doesn’t know how to tease, because that would require self control, which he doesn’t have. And even if he did, why would he want to tease when he’s so eager to please? (It rhymes so it must be true.)
V is for Volume
It doesn’t matter if he’s got his hand clamped over his mouth or face buried in the pillow, this man can’t be quiet in bed no matter how hard he tries. Turns into a sweet, blubbering, whiny mess as soon as you touch his cock (or if you look at him too hard).
W is for Weak Spot
The jiddies are sensitive and I will say no more on the matter. Lies, I’m totally going to say more on the matter—they’re sensitive-beyond-sensitive, please be gentle with them because he has been known to cum just from the softest brush on his nipple. (That clip of Binnie poking him in the tit on a music show? Yeah, that was mean. Bad bunny. Someone should go teach him a lesson.)
X is for X-Ray
Either on the smaller side (and perfect for a cock cage) or big enough to confuse him.
Y is for Yearning
Every day, all day, and twice as much on days that end in Y. Literally like a bunny—wants to bone you (or get boned) all the time. But like, lovingly.
Z is for ZZZ
Almost immediately, but only if you’re touching him. If you move away, he’s awake. Baby is clingy after a session, even if it’s just a handjob.
fake texts | poly!ot8 x noona!reader | 12ss | MDNI
read part 1 first
this was supposed to be just two parts but it's turned into three, oops. I once again apologise for the formatting, iFake and I aren't getting along well these days.
Hopefully you'll enjoy finding out what they are, honestly part three was the entire reason I started writing this 😂 as always I got carried away before I got to the point 🤣 thank you so much for reading and big (consensual) kisses for the reblog! 🥰
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I've been meaning to reply but it's been fairly busy running to the east coast back to the west coast after getting stuck with a flight delay (it really wasn't that bad we were stuck for like 9 hours but it was overnight and they wouldn't give us a hotel and my mom was not happy and we had to book one ourselves but we eventually got home) and I had to zoom back to school and lock in then go back home because it was Eid, a birthday, a grad party and I think we ended up going to one other person's house so fairly hectic (okay but now you've got me thinking about bubble gum kittens and if they were made out of bubble gum would they be sticky or like freshly packaged and powdered texture? bubble gum colored kittens sounds so cute)
OCTOBER?? DON'T PUT THAT ENERGY INTO THE WORLD YET IT'S GOING FAST ENOUGH AS IS 😭😭 (people always tell you how fast college goes and like objectively I knew that was true but like still was not ready for the reality of it) somehow the speed run is going somewhat smoothly and I don't want to jinx it so I'll give an update post finals week or when I get my grades back and thankfully we're nearing the end of the term!!
thank you so much for the congratulations, she's setting high standards for me unfortunately (really hope my parents don't expect me to go to an Ivy too 😔 because as of right now I'm happy with just trying to achieve my bachelor's)
ooo I really want to try innisfree (heard so many good things about their sunscreen but I currently have the black rice one by haru haru and I'm obsessed because it leaves no white cast and it just sinks in) but maybe I'll try that cleanser once I run out of my current one!
I want to go to that tea museum so bad, I love their tea and I don't even like tea! (diabolical I know but I'm not really a bev person and by that like I don't go out of my way to get a bev but if I go with friends I'll get one / if it's given for free I'll take it) The museum of sex and health sounds really interesting especially with the advancements that have been happening globally in a scientific community (America's so behind in some aspects like it's so sad)
I do want to try the medicube pore pads once I run out of the current exfoliating pads I have (I can't remember the brand but I actually really like them!! unfortunate is that the newly opened Korean store (which is amazing cause I never thought we would get anything like that in Oregon but here we are and I'm not complaining about it) don't carry the ones I ordered online but they do have medicube so it'll be tried sometime this year)
I said I'd journaling and I still haven't 😭😫 but it is so something I want to do so maybe I'll do it when I listen to hanpop
this got so long I apologize and I hope you stayed cool as the weather starts to warm up (at least we've been hitting like 85 to 92 Fahrenheit or about 30 to 33 Celsius)
- 🌱
MY SWEET SPROUT, HELLO HELLO!
That sounds like an exhausting sequence of events, I would've been done in just travelling east coast to west—one of the reasons I doubt I'll ever visit the US is because it's just. So. Massive. *resists urge to make a dick joke*. I hope you're having a much calmer time now my love, and that the weather with you isn't being too unbearable.
We're currently under an "Amber Warning for Extreme Heat" rule over here in the UK, it's currently 35 (95) where I am but according to my phone the realfeel is 41 (105). I am sheltering in a cafe with unusually agressive aircon—like 'I usually have to bring a jacket and spare socks if I come here' level cold. Right now, it's bliss.
Parental expectations can be rough. My older sibling is also a high achiever, and I'm lucky my parents were chill about it. We all have different strengths and such. Sending you magic pixie sparkles to protect you from other peoples expectations. I feel like I should add something wise about how you are not responsible for other people's expectations and your only responsiblity is to live your life in a way that is satisfying to you but I don't want to preach at you, so instead I'm just gonna leave it here in small font and let that do it's thing.
Bubble gum kittens get sticky in the sun, but who doesn't? Other than that they're powdery and delicious smelling 🥰 their tongues get stuck to you when they lick you though, so watch out for that.
You sent this at the beginning of the month and I don't know US termtimes, so if you haven't had your finals yet I'm sending you good luck sparkles and lots of motivation 🧚♂️✨✨✨ and if you have had them, how did you do? Did you get the results you wanted? Would you like me to commit some crimes?
Journalling has been helping me a bunch, so I would definitely recomment it. It doesn't even need to be in a real notebook—sometimes a few lines of braindump on my phone is all I need to get my brain out of a spiral. And I'm not militant about writing in my self accountability* journal every night, but it definitely helps me calm down and get ready for sleep when I do.
*I've renamed my self care journal as my self accountablity journal because that works better for my brain, so if you're someone who struggles with the concept of being kind to themselves maybe phrasing it like this might help? idk.
(this is in reference to being tagged in that one post about subs using 🥺)
There's absolutely no correction needed ‼️‼️‼️ Sunshine Twins use 🥺 as much as I do if not more! However I will say that Hannie Bear is deeeeeeeefinitely on his knees, legs parted, hands either on his thighs or behind his back, boba eyes wide and wet and pleading for you to do something--anything while soaking up all your attention. How do you not coo at him and tease him for how absolutely precious he looks? Trick question. You can't!
Baby is living for the attention and the praise. (I mean look how he behaved after getting a perm and don't get me started on the Hyunjin Cells episode!) Doesn't matter if he's dressed up or just got stripped down after a date or a long schedule. He really is a cutie. The jeekies MUST be squished and kissed and poked and pinched and the jiddies beg to be tugged and worshipped 😩😩😩 Gotta tease and play with his pretty chest while you can before the boba eyes convince you otherwise. Cause we all know there's no chance of going back once Han's head is between your legs.
Back to why we're here. The more he's teased and pleased the bigger and wetter his eyes get. Boba eyes are fully activated. Trying not to give in to that along with the whiny breaths, desperate moans, hips jerking and needy pleas for "just a taste"? Good luck! I would absolutely have to gag that man and maybe blindfold him cause I'm not his strongest soldier unless I felt like being a little mean that day. Not giving in and holding out would absolutely be worth it tho. Imagine the heart-wrenching sound he would make as his tongue finally tastes you, shiver racing down his spine as he looks up at you with actual hearts in his eyes. Before he spells it out with strokes of his tongue he pulls back just the slightest bit to verbally say "thank you" and dives right in. He's so fucking pussy whipped. He wants to drown in and get drunk on it every time. And since baby's been bulking it's getting harder to fight him off. If you thought you were gonna make it to any plans after this? Wow, you're REALLY funny 🤣 🤣 He's not just addicted and dedicated. He's actually great at what he does.
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LOLLIPOP ANON 😭 I am on my knees begging forgiveness for losing all of your (and kiwi anons) precious messages. I am never trying to clear up my inboxes ever again.
Off the top of my head I'm not sure I remember the original post, but yes it is agreed that 🥺 is the universal sub emoji oh boy I gotta stop using it before folks get the wrong impression and therefore when skz do the 'what are the last five emojis you used' it's number one for Hannie, two for Lixie, and fourth for Hyunjin. (Chan isn't going to admit it's in there, but it's number two for him too. We should document more of his not-so-secret subby side. For science.)
Pussy-whipped Hannie being a good boy on his knees with his hands behind his back and the boba eyes dialled up to 100? Fuck my heart, be still my rising blood pressure 😂
To calm down I went to look at cute perm!Hannie pics on Pinterest and ended up making a moodboard. Can you spot the rare and eluisve fuckboy!Han? I wish I could write him like that but no matter what I try he always ends up a teary whiny mess. *looks at masterlist and realised it's all crickets and tumbleweed* *Tumblrweed, if you will* ig I should probably post some of those.
Maybe I could write fuckboy!Han getting put in his place after a night of partying and acting out? Actually... I feel like we should explore that together, my darling sweet treat. I bet your brain has some delicious thoughts 😈😋🥰
the demons are telling me to respond to the weird/inappropriately/disturbingly sexual asks in my inbox but that feels like a terrible idea that Chan would be disappointed in me for. Jeongin on the other hand, chaos gremlin that he is, would want me to respond. But we do not negotiate/enable the chaos gremlins round these parts.
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it’s been a whileeee~ i miss you! you’ve barely come up on my tl at all :(((( idk whyyyy
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Hello hello helloooooooooo~ until yesterday I haven't been hugely active so maybe that was why? I've got a few things prewritten and a more reliable irl schedule so hopefully I should be more active again from now (famous not-quite-last words coming from me, I know 😅).
I'm sorry to hear about your bean fiasco (figured I'd answer two asks in one here). What kind of beans were they? Has your fridge healed?
I have a question for you! When I see your emoji I call you 'shopping anon', but I never call you by that directly in case I've got that wrong and you mean something else confidence is clearly my middle name, and mental stability, my superpower 😂 So my question is, what word to you hear when you see the 🛍️ emoji?
I love you and I miss you. 💕 Take care of yourself.
Guess....
Han.Bang.Kim Mrs.
I don't know and I hate getting things wrong 😭😭😭 if I was to take a shot in the dark, maybe @mrsha-ang-kim? I get really anxious getting things wrong and/or upsetting people which is why it's taken me so long to respond to this, so please don't be mad if I got this wrong and maybe put me out of my misery? 😅