KACHOW

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts

This is utterly fabulous!

I was waiting to see what kind of joke/meme this dramatic and artistic video turned out to be AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED

GIMME

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

Reblonk

Rebonk

tumblr user Anonymous has been saying some very rude things to various bloggers for many years now

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

Idc what anyone says about caitvi, we got to have a canon butch/femme couple with a happy ending in a critically acclaimed series with beautiful animation, and we got to see them fuck nasty for 2 minutes. We literally won.