Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

something so alchemical about build a bear...... the homunculus...

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

well when all else fails at least there’s daydreaming about your oc getting tortured and abused and experimented on and assaulted and dehumanized and torn apart and surgically modified and

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

making the hostage situation very awkward by enthusiastically asking for the gun to be in my mouth during the ransom video

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

blasts you with my placebo beam

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

there is a fake freak epidemic it’s so dire

[On phone] Whaddya mean I can't say it. Why the fuck not. [silence] Well how many guys do I need to fuck before I can say it