My heart is a boxer engine

if you dont ship it then you’re lying

the mood for 2019

30 Years ago everyone could afford a house, but no one could afford a big TV. These days, everyone has a big TV but no one can afford a house.

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

@delightfulnessofbrevity

@delightfulnessofbrevity

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

@imprezaracer

*german @delightfulnessofbrevity

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

i have no memory of posting this

OP died and respawned before they posted this

hi goths are allowed to pose on my grave when i die

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J U D G E M E N T D A Y I S U P O N Y O U

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

Don’t fuck me up like this