Batman is my Designated Driver

I weep at this perfection.

Apparently your post will never be flagged if you mark it with a sfw tag and that’s what the bots are doing.

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

OP died before they could finish recording

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

It's one of those meal toys you get as a child

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

Omgggg the sounds.

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care