Just a curiosity of mine, little etiquette question.
When hiring a rideshare as a single rider, you choose to sit:
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Just a curiosity of mine, little etiquette question.
When hiring a rideshare as a single rider, you choose to sit:
Back right
Back left
Back middle
Passenger side

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A tense meeting between a mob boss and one of his underlings where the mood is slightly undercut by the boss trying--and failing--to fold origami the whole time.
Like instead of playing with a dagger or whatever as an intimidation tactic, he's just. Trying to fold this tiny piece of paper while maintaining eye contact with his hired gun, who doesn't dare look away or say anything as the paper gets more and more crumpled into a vague animal shape. The whole time the boss is still giving orders in his dangerously silky voice, throwing out vague threats about what happens should his man fail, but the guy just can't look away from the boss's sad little paper lump.
Idk why, but I am just tickled at the thought of the Fentons and the Saturdays being skeptical of each others' respective sciences.
Like, I imagine there had to be some sort of transdimensional travel involved for these two families to even meet. One group fights ectoplasmic monsters from another realm on the daily, the other has "kids" who are a cat-ape-man, a prehistoric flying lizard, and another lizard who can turn invisible at will.
But both sides are just "Seems fake, but all right" about the other.
reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing
I think "The Hangover" movies would work better as a whole movie genre. The beginning is always the same: group of friends wake up hungover as hell, to start figuring out what the hell happened last night. Turns out a lot happened. As a tradition of the genre, there's always an animal in the house that has no logical reason to be there.
But get this: The same premise every time, but in wildly different times and places. Victorian England, the gentlemen went fuckshit with some nice sherry, wrote some questionable letters, worked together to compose an absolutely idiotic thinkpiece essay and sent it to the local newsprint (the publishing of it must be stopped) and for some reason there's an ostrich.
A troupe of travelling performers in the late Kofun period wake up in the stables of an inn, and the main plot point is the little beast sleeping on someone's chest. None of them have ever seen a cat before, but one knows enough to tell that those are imperial pets, and whoever's fucking cat that is will both be capable and willing to kill whoever stole it. So they'd better fucking return it.
A Tepehuan group of youths find themselves way out of the place that they last remember they had been, for some reason someone's balls have been shaved and painted red, and the strange out of place animal sleeping at their makeshift campsite is some random swedish guy. The spaniards don't seem to know how the fuck he ended up there, either, but they clearly do not have a mutual language with each other.

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poem is my cat is sad by Spencer Madsen
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Conversations in Italian, circa 1976-1996
Should I make more of these? They're so fun XD
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I'll just say, it's not that my brain is overrun with Mario headcannons. Butif I open that gate just a tiny bit, all of the ideas flood out and I get to piece it all together a lil bit at a time. So yep :] You saw the intention👌
every time i read this post this is what i see in my head
the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one
I just heard about the recency bias, and honestly I think it's gotta be the best one ever
Everyone is saying that the bandwagon effect is the best bias, so they have to be right
I once had this one logic professor who said that appeal to authority is the best fallacy. She's an expert in logic, so she must be right.
please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

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Anger Management for Dummies, Lesson 1: Failed.
If I were an evil emperor in a fantasy world, I would have a an enormous aviary full of exotic birds that are exceptionally well cared for. They would be from a distant enough land that there would be very few people in my kingdom that knew much about them, they would be a friendly but not overly territorial species, and moderately intelligent. Like puffins. They would not, crucially, be able to imitate sounds and 'speak', but they would be very trainable and curious. Occasionally importing new birds for my aviary would be the Big Frivolous Indulgence that my political enemies make fun of.
I will also have a sorceror in my employ. When a hero or a renegade or a political rival is in a situation where I can safely kill them, they will instead be turned into a bird and added to my aviary. I would not brag about this; it would be a complete secret, known only to me and my sorceror. In situations where I capture multiple people working together, only one would go in the aviary;the others can be imprisoned or killed or whatever. If they escape and I reacquire them later, another one can go in the aviary. The point here is that nobody going in the aviary can safely assume that another bird in there is their teammate.
Because I would be trickling real birds in there, too. And I would train some of them to do 'intelligent' things like tap out prime numbers or scratch shapes into the dirt with their beaks. I would train some of them to pick at the locks and bars as if they were trying to escape. I would not train them all the same way, or train many of them at all.
Sometimes, a new bird goes into the aviary -- fellow revolutionary? Or just a bird? Is it trying to communicate to you that it's human, or just being friendly and imitating you because that's what smart friendly birds do? People would develop opinions and theories over time. They'd amass in a group of the smartest ones, pretty sure that they're closest four or five friends are humans, are using their invented little language of wing-flaps and trills with a human mind behind it... but can they ever really be sure?
Most people, when going into the aviary, would assume that all of the birds are captured enemies. So why are some of them hard to have ongoing communication with, to learn about, to plan with? Are these the natural communication barriers of someone in a bird body, or does being a bird make them stupider over time? Will that happen to them also?
Sometimes, if I capture a pair, I'll imprison them separately, then turn one into a bird and put them in the aviary at the same time as a real bird that's trained to have a couple of their partner's mannerisms.
When I interact with the birds, even in private, I won't secretly mock them or make clever veiled references to their past or act at all like I remember that they were once human. They are my birds, that I imported at great expense. And I've brought a treat for them; some fresh fruit, and another friend to share it with! A new bird!
Or is it?
More old Ghosts art (2022)
Never finished this series ^ of putting all the ghosts in each ghosts' era....
Ghosts as cartoon ghosts ^
Something goofy purely for Jason's love of Grunkle Stan quotes

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Vlad and Dani in Eye For An Eye... I'm very attached to this being her introduction episode <3
extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples: