Insecure Egomaniac

getting my bofa 

Bastard Of Fine Arts

Schools are highly against procrastination, yet on snow days the county decides that there will be no school a minute before the school day would start.

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

GOOPLETS GOOPLETS GOOPLETS GOOPLETS

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

^^^^

He’s wholesome, so why wouldn’t I share this with people?

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

Has anyone ever taken a pad or tampon out into the light of day only to have boys and grown men back five feet away? This shit is tip of the stigma iceberg that women experience for simply menstruating. How many of those products in the image can cause toxic shock or infections? How expensive are those products? How often do they need to be bought/replaced? These are real issues that affect our health, finances, and social/internalized perceptions of ourselves. Men absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge us for our biology when it’s not sexually appealing to them. They refuse to consider our mental and physiological health, and mock and silence us when we try to talk about it. 

“Women, it’s time for you to actually understand football.” …because football is literally vital to our well-being and our lives depend on it somehow. (For starters, plenty of us understand football. And not understanding football doesn’t make anyone less of a person. Besides, there’s plenty of men, STRAIGHT men even, who don’t understand football)

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”