None Houses, with Left Grief

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Yes, I will sexualize that pathetic man — and give that woman a sword.

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

i want to put John Gaius and Leto II in a room together and see what happens

REBLOG IF YOU ACTUALLY READ TAGS

i feel like @gothiccharmschool would like this

Aaaaaaaaahhh I want it!

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

and then he's like, i don't know that sounds like a lot more work than a regular garden actually. why don't we just get on with finding mister frodo