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how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on
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wasting the hours 8am-12pm: a philosopher’s morning. wisely savors the ephemeral relaxation of the long day’s beginning. wise men take note and follow suit.
wasting the hours 12pm-4pm: the psychopath’s deed. no true means of redemption, but the barest start is 50 lashes self-flagellated. guarantees both failure in this life and damnation in the next.
someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old
Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)
Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.
Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.
Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!
Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.
Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.
Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)
Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.
Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.
Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?
Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.
Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!
So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.
Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”
thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated
laughed out loud @ the shemini atzeret one bc i work at a synagogue and NO ONE could tell me what shemini atzeret is or what it’s about, only that we get the day off work for it, so that rules
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Dolly Parton has really been hard at work
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do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever
oh to be a young man at boarding school and experience the inherent homoeroticism of poetry-based camaraderie
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the "pennywise is surprisingly homophobic" screenshot kills me bc im trying to imagine a point in time where someone watched IT and went "the clown thats killing all these people is probably a gay rights activist on the side though"
pennywise is in the sewer writing snapchat articles for pink news
WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME TJERES A SPECIES OF TINY MICE THAT SLEEP INSIDE OF TULIPS OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF
OHHH MY GOD??????????? ??/)ghhhe?.!)bc???
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I’m sorry aunt Augusta, but I simply can’t come to dinner. My friend Bunbury is dreadfully invalid. He’s just had a call out post done about him and I have to comfort him on Skype.
Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):
Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)
Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences
Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
tumblr being an investor's worst nightmare and therefore not even attempting to seriously compete with any of the Big Social Media™️ platforms is actually the best possible scenario as far as i'm concerned. like i'm sorry but where else can i write incoherent self indulgent paragraphs of unfiltered jackshit for nobody but myself and a moderately sized audience of equally anonymous strangers, free from the constant pressure to produce and perform that you find when using most alternatives. no matter how bad this site's management gets i really honestly can't imagine ever wanting to leave. the day they finally take this old horse out back they're going to have to take me out with it.
as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE.
you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”
…you start sweating
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country gnomes,
take my bones
to a place,
they don't belong
see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
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