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i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

I can see why someone would worship a tree. Not every tree but some of them tempt me to idolatry. Like... Anyone else get this

i'm turning 25 next month .... time flows mercilessly

wheres the national holiday for loser girls who've never experienced love

what’s the biggest red flag character you relate to for any reason

you may think it’s no big deal but every sweet interaction is actually the most important thing in the world. sooo. take that