Bimbo Blvd

if i do something wrong they kill me

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

If I was a horrifyingly amoral anime protagonist with a magic book that makes people die of any cause I want I would 100% get sidetracked from whatever unhinged crusade I'm on by testing to see whether it's possible to die of certain things. Just writing down Concepts and seeing what happens.

“Ok, so we’ve got Second-Hand Grave-Robbing, Terminal Viscosity, Grand Arsenic Theft, Geometric Oblivion, and Autodefenestration. How about ‘Parental Supervision’…”

i misinterpreted this as writing down concepts hoping the concepts would die. And got flashbacks to the video of Light writing "the IRS" in the death note and ryuk being like "LIGHT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS"

Smoking weed with your parents is such yank nonsense. That being said I have smoked crack with my dad a few times

from what I understand Aragorn is like messi

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

I didn't think that it could get any worse after google decided to show jermasus as the main image result for searching "jerma" but clearly I've been proven wrong because the new image is truly much much worse

what the fuck

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves