Born again barber-surgeon

took me damn near 40 years of being alive to understand that neurotypical people interpret asking clarifying questions before doing a task as you being more stupid than if you simply fuck up the task and say no one gave you the necessary information

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

"when you say Religion That Oppresses Women you better not mean My Religion That Oppresses Women"

ancient Greek philosopher Socutes

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

Ok on a different note though why would a blind horse be anywhere near a revolving door?

Horses that can see are freaked out by revolving doors and won't go near one. A blind one won't know that it's there.

then what

oh

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato