horny for teamwork

dance fucker dance like you never had a chance

if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you

this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind

this image has a powerful hex on it. if it were not for the salt circle i keep around my laptop i would be facing seven years of torment right now

This post had everything

dude u look like shit

i hate that me being a dick to a shark is what went viral

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

the signs from most to least funny

Yield Stop Railroad Xing Wet Floor No Parking Do Not Enter Exit Open Toll Booths Ahead Register Closed Trucks Use Low Gear School Zone

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

this gets funnier with each passing year

Reminder : it doesn’t matter how we portray them, they are dead so like let ppl have fun

But why does it matter dude I know it’s scientifically innacurate but ppl enjoying that innacurate version doesn’t have any negative applications???? Unless dinosaurs were brought back to life and ppl misidentified them or smthn it really has only negative impact keeping ppl from having fun with the fictional lizard dinos

Also any variant of ‘It’s okay to ignore science and go with what you like is a dangerous mindset.

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

environmental storytelling