(・ω・)ノ

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

First of all I knew it was a trap second of all I’m having fun under this bucket eating snacks

every time that one chappel roan song comes on i get pissed off at the line "i don't care if you're a stoner" as if being a stoner is just something to love a woman in spite of. as if being a stoner isn't one of the most beautiful things a woman can do

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

i smoke jazz and listen to weed

Smoking that shit that made John See Reilly

is this like sending email?

I hardly jeff the know ‘er