Normal Person

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PENNSYLVANIA!

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

i thought i told you to eat your vegetables

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......