Barely Bodacious

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

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anotha one🛩️

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

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Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

Baby need smoko

You don’t know what life was like out there

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about