Girl Idek

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

feels kind of cringebaby of me but honestly apple sauce is so fire

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.