I wonder how the first person to ever drink alcohol is..... I wonder what went thru their mind

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I wonder how the first person to ever drink alcohol is..... I wonder what went thru their mind

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I have no Nutts to Butter⢠please stop this
i have no nutts but i must butter
for my what, Nutt Butterā¢, for my what
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Human[already taking off clothes]: pfft, donāt be dumbā¦
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hope you donāt mind me adding some more info :āD
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Usually links to those forms can be found on websiteās Terms of Service pages. (search for copyright or DMCA)
Any content youāve created, is copyrighted by you. You have full right to ask staff to delete repost. Your works deserve to be protected. ā„
dear universe;
hello. i am writing to let you know you did good job on the stars, and also on cats.
yours respectfully, me
dear universe,
in the original post of this, it saysĀ ādogsā where it now saysĀ ācatsā. i do not know when (or how) it got changed, but i am glad that someone loved cats enough to do that, because i love my dog and i also love my cats and i felt bad about not mentioning it that first time. iām also glad for all the tags where people told me what i should have added (like libraries and waffles and maple syrup) and i am glad for all the comments about how much they love their pets (and some people have such cool pets!)
i kind of think, universe, if we are your children, this is our macaroni art. see, see, see, you gave us a little bit of the stars, and weāve made our own constellations. we tried to give back to you by making art and music and books and bad poetry and our laughter and our love and our tv dramadies. we took pictures of the night sky and pictures of sunsets and pictures of dew, we fell in love with space and the rivers and the rain. i personally have my desktop background as a picture of one of your nebulas. your hair looked great that day.
i thinkā¦. you did a good job, universe, on the stars, and what the stars became, because you put us together and yes, yes, things might be terrible - but good gracious did we make so many things worth loving, worth writing to you about, worth telling you - thank you, iām taking the spark you put in me and using it to be kind, to be alive, to be wildly fierce about our gardens and gentle about our pets.
so hello. i amend my previous memo. i am writing to let you know you did a good job on the stars, and on my dog and my cats and the lizard i kept illegally in my apartment. and universe, i hope youāre watching, because some of the people you made? theyāre great, universe, and theyāre full of love, just endlessly capable of loving. and they give me hope.
and through them, universe, thatās you. thatās how the stars sing.
yours respectfully, me
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This is what the DM hits you with when you try to fuck the monsters
other villains: practical means of travel. stealthy, inconspicuous, quick.
fucking team rocket:
The party is all half humanĀ half other races looking for their shared human parent.
Change your url op
Human Bard when he sees his gaggle of bastards stumbling into the tavern:
Bard:

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If youāre trying to figure out if itās a crow or a raven, remember that smaller bird=smaller word, so crows are the little guys. If youāre wondering, huh, is that big enough to be a raven? Itās a crow.Ā Ravens are startlingly large if youāre used to crows. Ravens are real big. Ravens are hawk sized. Ravens are bigger than your head.Ā
Hereās a size comparison.
and here is a crow with a human
versus a raven
So if there is any doubt that that croaky black bird is big enough to be a raven, itās probably a crow.
why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance
you a bitch
Itās called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.
So an utterance like āyou a bitchā in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.
Whatās more, itās been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copulaĀ contractionĀ occurs in so-called āStandard American English.ā That is, the basic sentence āYou are greatā can become āYouāre greatā in SAE and āYou greatā in AAVE, but āI know who you areā cannot become āI know who youāreā in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get āI know who youā in AAVE.
In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.
This is the most intellectual drag Iāve ever read.
The person who writes news tickers in Sun City, AZ when llamas are let loose one day: Iāve been waiting my whole life for thisā¦
gonna do some forbidden spells so my buddies can have a good week <3

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Yet againā¦a hero.
COME GET YAāLL JUICE
LMAO I SEE THAT TOOTHPICK nice try you dumbass moth I know you didnāt realize that was edible until your keeper unrolled your tongue and stuck it in there
you know too much