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Build your own husband:

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Holy jumpscare, can you at least throw a banana in for scale?

#wicker #wicker movie #thought I was gonna have to summon Badge502 for a second

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sydlesticks

sometimes u gotta draw a guy and the voice in his head whos also a god and also they’re gay

prayingtothehalfdeadmoon

My toilet flapper broke and when I was on my way to pick up the parts to fix it, I somehow managed to damage my tire so by the time I got home it was leaking and lost significant pressure, so I made an emergency appointment at the local shop to get the tire replaced, and when I went to leave my house to go to the shop, my front doorknob came off in my hand? Emergency locksmith cost more than emergency tire replacement and but they both cost less than my dogs emergency vet visit last week and I just need things to cool it a bit because I am already a woman on the edge.

#I wish I had parents #or anyone within five states of me #instead it’s just me #never get married #never move anywhere for just one person’s career #only have kids if you can afford to raise them entirely by yourself

saladgl0ve

blowing alexander skarsgård in full wicker costume call that the strawman fallacy

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Strawman Phallusy

#wicker

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beegonethots

Explaining tumblr to anyone

#that’s it! that’s the site!

angelbabymikaa

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

healmy-darkness

Which one sis? The man made out of a basket or the decaying vamp? 👀

howtobangyourmonster

I have multiple holes.

#and two hands #wicker #nosferatu

anaraso

a man

exophilia-interest757

😍

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I love it when one of my childhood formative monster crushes appears in the wild

daydreamshenanigans

Ok but have you heard his voice? Keith David does his job and he does it very well.

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Of course I’ve heard his voice and that is the reason Dr. Facilier provoked such a reaction in me too

superbeans89

I wonder how many monsterfuckers were awakened by this show

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So many, my friend. SO MANY.

#gargoyles #goliath #elisa maza

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anaraso

a man

exophilia-interest757

😍

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I love it when one of my childhood formative monster crushes appears in the wild

#gargoyles #disney gargoyles #goliath #monster boyfriend

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This is the face of someone about to cost me a mint at the emergency vet. Happy thoughts please!

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She’s comfortable and in good spirits and I have to somehow trick her into taking four pills a day for the next two weeks. I’ll have to put it in peanut butter because regular butter obviously wouldn’t melt, look at that face.

#fluffy corgi #pembroke welsh corgi #corgi #personal life

This is the face of someone about to cost me a mint at the emergency vet. Happy thoughts please!

#corgi #fluffy corgi #pembroke welsh corgi #personal life

gutwrenchflowerbomb

So we all agree we would fuck that giant Basket man? Like, no arguments or discussions needed?

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I mean…I have some concerns about chafing, but I also have a can-do attitude about it.

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Fiyero could NEVER but I think Jonathan Bailey could.

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Oh no, he’s not a hear me out, he’s just a let me try this because I’m curious, like a Prince Albert.

#wicker #alexander skarsgard #monster boyfriend

gutwrenchflowerbomb

So we all agree we would fuck that giant Basket man? Like, no arguments or discussions needed?

howtobangyourmonster

I mean…I have some concerns about chafing, but I also have a can-do attitude about it.

howtobangyourmonster

Fiyero could NEVER but I think Jonathan Bailey could.

#wicker #monster boyfriend #alexander skarsgard #jonathan bailey #wicked fiyero

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lingenmustdie

Delicate

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SIR! I must insist you put those bedroom eyes away, I am at WORK.

#ghost #cardinal copia #papa emeritus copia #frater imperator

gutwrenchflowerbomb

So we all agree we would fuck that giant Basket man? Like, no arguments or discussions needed?

howtobangyourmonster

I mean…I have some concerns about chafing, but I also have a can-do attitude about it.

#wicker #alexander skarsgard #monster boyfriend

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