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This is badass: Medieval Nubian Fashion Brought to Life. Click through to the link because there’s more replica clothing and it is all stunning!

eyes-alight

sca-nerd

This is AMAZING.

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ionomycin

i'll reach you

ayamotek

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

notemily

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

quantumshade

“chocolate guy” is currently shilling for harry potter so i better not see yall post his shit anymore. anyone who engages with that shit especially for money is scorched earth as far as i’m concerned.

almasexya

Came right up when I searched it, unfortunately

quantumshade

because of the new tv show. and it’s only going to get worse as we get closer to the show’s release. take notice of it — who’s advertising, who’s talking about it, who’s encouraging you to watch it. it’s going to keep happening. there’s going to be more chocolate guys, more nicholas hoults, more kiera knightleys.

take no shit. give rowling an inch and she’ll take a mile. i don’t care how much you like or don’t like someone — if you see them interacting with harry potter positively in ANY way, drop them. unfollow, block, pretend they don’t exist. scorched fucking earth.

and most importantly, be loud about your support for transfems. be transfeminists. be mean about it. fight with people about it. block liberally. download shinigami eyes. read transfeminist theory. provide material and monetary support for dolls who need it, especially the trans women of color in your communities. show them that they’re loved. don’t look away.

riceflavor

Alejandra Caraballo posted on Bluesky today (8/20/26) that the Amnesty International report JKR personally spiked was removed from the Wayback Machine "and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it." This is not stopping. This will get worse. Fuck anyone who partners with this.

howtobangyourmonster

(placing my vinyl Queen album on the turn table to queue up ‘Another One Bites The Dust’ because fuck Alexa)

#fuck harry potter #fuck jkr #TERFS can fuck off forever

momolady

I stopped using email for commission requests because people kept coming into my email with u solicited advice and critiques, or asking for me to read and edit their works. Maybe some hate. But the critiques telling me its unhealthy writing characters eating all the time, or to never describe safe sex practices is irresponsible. And I am a size difference girly! A queen of it you could say. So to tell me that sort of pairing is predatory, oh my god, that was a breaking point. I didn’t want to have that email out there anymore. So I started finding new ways to advertise commissions. All because some people can’t understand life isn’t a Burger King and you can have it your way.

howtobangyourmonster

I hate sounding like a cantankerous old bitch, but a hefty number of the up and coming young people out here really seem to lack the ability to handle anything they don’t personally approve of.

There’s no nuance, no ability to explore complex themes and grey areas, the rigid and inflexible demand for Complete Moral Purity At All Times In All Things is absolutely exhausting and it’s removing a lot of what it means to be a human, and it’s really fucking depressing me.

If feels like every new fandom almost immediately becomes toxic and full of moral panic witch-hunts because the creators are fallible humans. I get that everything is recorded now and every misstep is frozen in time forever, but I think that’s a reason to give each other more grace instead of immediately excoriating people the moment they fuck up.

Like, I get that we all go through that phase of becoming an adult and having really strong opinions and beliefs about what’s right and wrong, but at some point you have to recognize that no one is ever infallibly on the “correct” side of things all the time because we’re finite beings bound by our own experiences and perceptions.

Not everything is going to cater to your specific preferences, no one is going to 100% align with you on everything, you have to be capable of recognizing ‘oh, I am not the target audience for this’ and move the fuck on without needing to word-vomit your displeasure all over someone because of it. You can have opinions about things that stay inside thoughts.

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I feel I must inform someone actually did make the wicker guy

(Spoiler for crazy accurate/detailed wicker dong) https://bsky.app/profile/shopdad.bsky.social/post/3msvxak3e622c

I *KNEW* someone was going to do this with a quickness. Back before the great Tumblr nsfw content purge, I used to review fantasy toys and those cocksmiths are so quick at coming up with something once the collective horny consciousness has been summoned by a new piece of media like Wicker has done. I quite like this design, too.

#wicker movie

optimysticals

Build your own husband:

howtobangyourmonster

Holy jumpscare, can you at least throw a banana in for scale?

#wicker #wicker movie #thought I was gonna have to summon Badge502 for a second

sydlesticks

sometimes u gotta draw a guy and the voice in his head whos also a god and also they’re gay

prayingtothehalfdeadmoon

My toilet flapper broke and when I was on my way to pick up the parts to fix it, I somehow managed to damage my tire so by the time I got home it was leaking and lost significant pressure, so I made an emergency appointment at the local shop to get the tire replaced, and when I went to leave my house to go to the shop, my front doorknob came off in my hand? Emergency locksmith cost more than emergency tire replacement and but they both cost less than my dogs emergency vet visit last week and I just need things to cool it a bit because I am already a woman on the edge.

#I wish I had parents #or anyone within five states of me #instead it’s just me #never get married #never move anywhere for just one person’s career #only have kids if you can afford to raise them entirely by yourself

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saladgl0ve

blowing alexander skarsgård in full wicker costume call that the strawman fallacy

howtobangyourmonster

Strawman Phallusy

#wicker

beegonethots

Explaining tumblr to anyone

#that’s it! that’s the site!

angelbabymikaa

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

healmy-darkness

Which one sis? The man made out of a basket or the decaying vamp? 👀

howtobangyourmonster

I have multiple holes.

#and two hands #wicker #nosferatu

anaraso

a man

exophilia-interest757

😍

howtobangyourmonster

I love it when one of my childhood formative monster crushes appears in the wild

daydreamshenanigans

Ok but have you heard his voice? Keith David does his job and he does it very well.

howtobangyourmonster

Of course I’ve heard his voice and that is the reason Dr. Facilier provoked such a reaction in me too

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