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How To Bang Your Monster

@howtobangyourmonster

A place for monsters/aliens and the people who love to bang them (NSFW 18+ Only) MONSTER MATCHES ARE CLOSED www.etsy.com/shop/monstrophy

4,070 posts

howtobangyourmonster

snowkissedmonsters

Aug 16

sometimes u gotta draw a guy and the voice in his head whos also a god and also they’re gay

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Aug 16

prayingtothehalfdeadmoon

howtobangyourmonster

Aug 15

My toilet flapper broke and when I was on my way to pick up the parts to fix it, I somehow managed to damage my tire so by the time I got home it was leaking and lost significant pressure, so I made an emergency appointment at the local shop to get the tire replaced, and when I went to leave my house to go to the shop, my front doorknob came off in my hand? Emergency locksmith cost more than emergency tire replacement and but they both cost less than my dogs emergency vet visit last week and I just need things to cool it a bit because I am already a woman on the edge.

#I wish I had parents #or anyone within five states of me #instead it’s just me #never get married #never move anywhere for just one person’s career #only have kids if you can afford to raise them entirely by yourself

howtobangyourmonster

Aug 15

blowing alexander skarsgård in full wicker costume call that the strawman fallacy

howtobangyourmonster

Strawman Phallusy

howtobangyourmonster

Aug 14

Explaining tumblr to anyone

#that’s it! that’s the site!

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Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

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snowkissedmonsters

Aug 14

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

howtobangyourmonster

Aug 13

healmy-darkness

Which one sis? The man made out of a basket or the decaying vamp? 👀

howtobangyourmonster

I have multiple holes.

#and two hands #wicker #nosferatu

howtobangyourmonster

Aug 12

a man

exophilia-interest757

😍

howtobangyourmonster

I love it when one of my childhood formative monster crushes appears in the wild

daydreamshenanigans

Ok but have you heard his voice? Keith David does his job and he does it very well.

howtobangyourmonster

Of course I’ve heard his voice and that is the reason Dr. Facilier provoked such a reaction in me too

howtobangyourmonster

Aug 12

I wonder how many monsterfuckers were awakened by this show

howtobangyourmonster

So many, my friend. SO MANY.

#gargoyles #goliath #elisa maza

howtobangyourmonster

snowkissedmonsters

Aug 12

a man

exophilia-interest757

😍

howtobangyourmonster

I love it when one of my childhood formative monster crushes appears in the wild

#gargoyles #disney gargoyles #goliath #monster boyfriend

SweetDream.ai • Live Cam

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

howtobangyourmonster

Aug 6

howtobangyourmonster

This is the face of someone about to cost me a mint at the emergency vet. Happy thoughts please!

howtobangyourmonster

She’s comfortable and in good spirits and I have to somehow trick her into taking four pills a day for the next two weeks. I’ll have to put it in peanut butter because regular butter obviously wouldn’t melt, look at that face.

#fluffy corgi #pembroke welsh corgi #corgi #personal life

howtobangyourmonster

Aug 6

This is the face of someone about to cost me a mint at the emergency vet. Happy thoughts please!

#corgi #fluffy corgi #pembroke welsh corgi #personal life

howtobangyourmonster

cozycryptidcorner

Aug 5

gutwrenchflowerbomb

So we all agree we would fuck that giant Basket man? Like, no arguments or discussions needed?

howtobangyourmonster

I mean…I have some concerns about chafing, but I also have a can-do attitude about it.

howtobangyourmonster

Fiyero could NEVER but I think Jonathan Bailey could.

howtobangyourmonster

Oh no, he’s not a hear me out, he’s just a let me try this because I’m curious, like a Prince Albert.

#wicker #alexander skarsgard #monster boyfriend

howtobangyourmonster

moth-in-a-coal-mine

Aug 5

gutwrenchflowerbomb

So we all agree we would fuck that giant Basket man? Like, no arguments or discussions needed?

howtobangyourmonster

I mean…I have some concerns about chafing, but I also have a can-do attitude about it.

howtobangyourmonster

Fiyero could NEVER but I think Jonathan Bailey could.

#wicker #monster boyfriend #alexander skarsgard #jonathan bailey #wicked fiyero

howtobangyourmonster

Aug 5

Delicate

howtobangyourmonster

SIR! I must insist you put those bedroom eyes away, I am at WORK.

#ghost #cardinal copia #papa emeritus copia #frater imperator

SweetDream.ai • Live Cam

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

howtobangyourmonster

Aug 5

gutwrenchflowerbomb

So we all agree we would fuck that giant Basket man? Like, no arguments or discussions needed?

howtobangyourmonster

I mean…I have some concerns about chafing, but I also have a can-do attitude about it.

#wicker #alexander skarsgard #monster boyfriend

howtobangyourmonster

unclewaynemunson

Aug 5

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

howtobangyourmonster

But babe, I’m *captain*, I must not leave my ship…

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