How To Bang Your Monster

blowing alexander skarsgård in full wicker costume call that the strawman fallacy

Strawman Phallusy

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

Which one sis? The man made out of a basket or the decaying vamp? 👀

I have multiple holes.

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I love it when one of my childhood formative monster crushes appears in the wild

Ok but have you heard his voice? Keith David does his job and he does it very well.

Of course I’ve heard his voice and that is the reason Dr. Facilier provoked such a reaction in me too

So many, my friend. SO MANY.

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I love it when one of my childhood formative monster crushes appears in the wild

I mean…I have some concerns about chafing, but I also have a can-do attitude about it.

I mean…I have some concerns about chafing, but I also have a can-do attitude about it.

SIR! I must insist you put those bedroom eyes away, I am at WORK.

I mean…I have some concerns about chafing, but I also have a can-do attitude about it.

But babe, I’m *captain*, I must not leave my ship…

Can we talk about blorbo’s sister’s Elektra complex?

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

Every day my job crushes me a little more and I consider going back to school…if I rob a bank to afford it. Is it cringe to rob your first bank once you’re over forty?