i'm so stressed that sunlight hurts,

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

destroy the idea that angels are blonde and blue eyed and fair skinned !!! destroy the idea of holy imagery consisting only of white people !!!

YES!!!!

the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

18th century Draw This Again challenge

bonnets got bigger, tops got lacier, artist got better at faces, interest in boobs undiminished.

and the laundry still needs doing.

it takes a village to destroy a baby (powerful baby)

to me the thing about deification is that something fundamental is lost in the process

people can’t be immortal. so in order to be immortal you can’t be a person anymore. you have to be distilled. stripped of everything. till you come out the other side as an abstract concept.

rings of power has cured my impostor syndrome because how is ‘the most expensive show ever made’ written at a 4th grade reading level, directed by people who still think blood splattering the camera is le epic, and costumed by hallmark channel dropouts

there are few shows i’ve seen where i’m like wow this has literally nothing going for it- rings of power is one of them. it’s not for tolkien fans, as the lore is so rewritten that its unrecognizable. it’s not for high fantasy fans as all the fantasy elements and plotting are extremely stupid and badly done and the costumes are visibly from shein. it’s not even for the basic general audience as its boring as fuck with paper thin characters. who the hell was this made for 😭

just found out the showrunners are mormon this explains everything actually

I BLAME UTAH

AUTO REBLOG IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS THE 1ST TIME AROUND.  It is important to KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

“your friend is dead, and their corpse is inhabited by something only you can see for what it truly is" is already good horror. but "you begin to love the thing that wears their face"? the blasphemy of it. terror turning into desire. grief turning into longing. being enticed by what should repel you. it twists the knife deeper, because the horror is not based on deception anymore. the fear comes from recognizing the monster in its raw form and finding beauty there. you're not clinging to scraps of your friend, you're surrendering to something other, something wrong, and loving it. you're not holding onto a ghost of the past, it’s the monster itself that you choose

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

Warcraft Heritage Post

These are possibly the best tags I've ever seen. Tomato schlorpus indeed