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its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance

Tumblr app is refusing to load any posts below this. This is the bottom. I’m just stuck in the underground carmelldansen bunker. I live here now.

Listen listen listen I'm a huge fucking coward okay my survival strategy for any given horror movie scenario is "kill myself" but I understand Ripley here, if I had my cat with me I'd HAVE to give it my best shot at nuking a mother fucker, look at him. look at my baby. He has no idea what's going on, I'm the most reliable thing in his life, you think I can just peace out and let him get eaten? Let him get chestburstered? This little man who trusts me and doesn't know anything? No bitch I too would have no choice but to nut the fuck up and kill some sons of bitches and oh no I'm crying in real life

one thing tumblr has unironically done to improve my mental health is completely rewrite how i view disgust as a concept. there is no higher compliment to me than being told i have something wrong with me and should be ashamed of myself when i'm just living my life in a way that is perhaps odd and hard to understand, but ultimately as harmless as you can get in our society. which probably wasn't the intention of all the advice i got in therapy to reframe my negative thought patterns as more positive ones, but it's doing great things for me.

gently hypnotizing your sub with your hands and voice, lulling them into subspace with ease. firm but gentle hands caressing and kneading and releasing. rhythmic words spoken low and slow into their ear, ebbing and flowing like the tide, soothing and swaying away their stress. muscles maleable under your fingers, skin so soft, limbs limp in a heady subspace

mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

sorry that sometimes when I stay up too late I start posting abt how much I hate mormonism but the spirit just moves me to do it

like the mormon church is just such a perfect microcosm of everything wrong with christianity as it's practiced among the american right wing. everything abt it is so disgusting. one of the most utterly repulsive spectacles of racism, misogyny, and bigotry to ever leave a stain on the earth

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

Hypnosub who's so susceptible to eye-contact that you wear sunglasses just to stop them from dropping instantly when you meet.

sorry i will never understand cis grief. your daughter is living her best life and going around with friends and feeling like a human being. your son doesn’t feel like he needs to crawl out of his skin anymore and can actually smile. your children are happy and no longer see their existence as the worst thing in the world. why are you grieving this lmao. grow up.

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

Video games that are like “please be wearing headphones for the most immersive experience” no way man I know that’s a hypno trap you’re not getting me that easily.

I play all my potential hypno cognitohazards without headphones at max volume in public. That way if anyone else drops I’ll know it was a trap. 👍

i hate when a kink is really good in theory but like 90% of the content you find for it online are made by people with really really boring and normative views on sexuality and identity