An Ironic Man's Blog

when i die, make sure to bury me with a milkbone so that i can give cerberus a treat when i show up in the underworld

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

Characters in first-person games never blink.

they blink when you blink stupid

Just gonna set this everywhere

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

the scene from spongebob where the guy says “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms.” was the pinnacle of television literally how did the writers of spongebob come up with that did they win a peabody award

He like it

I’m crying

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

goodbye

This picture is clearly very modern so why does it look like its from 2008 and been passed meme sites for decades?