Have A Nate Day

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

You can lie when you name things

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

This counts as a spell

Placeable AOE effect

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich