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Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

always remember that adhesive labels can sense your fear and hesitation when you are removing them

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

deadbeat group chat member

[Description: a TikTok video showing someone holding up a Macbook laptop with an incredulous look, with a caption reading "Alan Turing after I bring him to 2026". The person inspects the laptop, and as they do so they say "Oh my god. This is—this is incredible. Like, I just—I can't even comprehend what I'm looking at here. Like, I just never thought that like in a million years society would ever, ever be able to create something like this." They pause and look at the laptop screen, and say "And you said they're both hockey players?" /End description]

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

So many people will raise kids going no you see I am the victim in this scenario because my child, the world's most Machiavellian 8 year old, is smarter and more emotionally mature than me so the crying is on purpose to hurt me. You don't understand

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honestly I'm very grateful that I got involved in queer community organizing basically as soon as I turned 18, because that's how I was exposed to other queer people saying things like "I just wouldn't trust a bisexual" and "I don't believe in that privilege stuff" and "I don't like when people act like you have to be a feminist if you're gay," all of which taught me at a very young age the crucial truth that queer people can be very stupid and very wrong

oh this orange is going to be so fucking dry and juiceless

peeled off one of the sections and i was like that’s what bad pussy sounds like

That’s a yellow