Thoughts

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

earth

the accuracy, music choice, smoothly transitioned comedic timing, facial expressions.. this is Oscar-worthy

@sagevalleymusings​

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

Is your therapist washing you?

used her hand sanitizer

how fucking strong is Zuko like why do you even bother with your bending when you could just wham bam snap Aang’s spine with a kick

REALLY MOM

I don’t “dress to impress”, I dress to depress. I wanna look so good that people hate themselves

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

so, you could say he’s got…… UNTIL DAWN????

Ok first of all…

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS