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(said completely devoid of context) you know how it is

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

are you going to tell her or

her masters degree is in biology

*christ dies on the cross* Um.. okay. That just happened. Awkwarrrrd...

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

Settings > Lurking Horrors > Creeping Dread > Configure My Creeping Dread

shia labeouf DIE. brad pitt DIE. chris brown DIE. johnny depp DIE. cristiano ronaldo DIE. conor mcgregor DIE. die die die die die die die DIE. every single abuser DIE. if you support them DIE TWICE!

& thats the way the mazapan crumblez.

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

Pivotal information I think everyone should know: this was at a thrift store